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Reviewed Bas Ek Pal

!@#$ A Bunch Of Tutiyas !@#$

Over the weekend, I saw this movie called Bas Ek Pal starringyesteryear stars like Juhi Chawla and Urmila Matondkar and then somepresent day nobodys like ... um.. see what I mean. I dont remembertheir names.. Wait, I think one of them was Jimmy Shergil. Wel, the reason to get this movie was t...Read more

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Reviewed Daasi

!@#$ Sigh !@#$

Pyaarey Tharkiyo, 'Vaasna kay darindo' aur 'havas kay pujaariyo' (Said in the same spirit as 'Friends, Romans and Countrymen'), This is a dubbed movie from tamil and the star-cast consists of Mamta Kulkarni, Mink and Sadhavi. Need I say more? The hero's name was not mentioned at all. The s...Read more

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Reviewed Rain

!@#$ Cleavages n Screams !@#$

Ok, the movie begins with an interesting plot. A blind and famous author Meghana Naidu lives all by herself in a palatial house in a remote place. The nearest neighbour is about 30 minutes walking distance. A reporter Himanshu wants to interview her for some newspaper story he is doing. Th...Read more

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Reviewed Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage

!@#$ Stick And Arses !@#$

I love to rip into movies, especially those with funny sounding titles like this. Well heres a shocker. I dont think the film makers intended it to be this way, but this is the most suspenseful movie I have seen in my life. The suspense in this movie easily beats other movies like Kaun, Vadh etc...Read more

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Reviewed Kya Dil Ne Kaha

!@#$ KLPD Stuff !@#$

I am not going to get into the storyline (or lack thereof), but instead, dwell on the finer points of this movie. Firstly, props - Nikamma - good song, good picturization. The end. Now we get into the details. Tusshar (yep thats how he spells it now) Kapoor and Esha (or is it Eesha) Deol s...Read more

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Reviewed Shaadi No. 1

!@#$ Aha ! Another One !@#$

Ok. I have made some very bad decisions concerning my own life and some other "things" in general and movies in particular, but I can say without any hesitation or shame with my head held high that this has by far been the most pathetic and disgusting movie I have ever had to deal (bear) with! W...Read more

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Commented on rahul_jour's review

A movie to be watched and re-watched...
Khuda Gawah

t o o f a a n j a a d u g a r c h e e r s ! !

Reviewed Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat

!@#$ Three Tutiyas and a Big A$s !@#$

This movie should have been called "There's something about Kirti". Dont know what it is yet, but if I find out, I'll let you know. And then I'll swallow a bullet. Not to get off subject here, but with Cameron Diaz, I can see why everybody would fall for her. But with Kirti "Big A$s" Reddy ?? Th...Read more

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Commented on atulsoni's review

Investment thought and MF
Tips on Investing Money

if u don min, can i also have a slice from the melon kid :-)

Reviewed Little Known but Interesting Facts About Music

!@#$ F * R T S - Thats it !@#$

A long long time ago. before all history. when man had not started farming. he was mainly a meat-eater. In those days, his frts used to be the soft-stinky ones and made friends and foes run away from the frt. But the smell dissipated quickly'cos of all the open spaces and man used to be gathered...Read more

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Reviewed Five Worst Bollywood Movies of 2004

5 NONSENSE MOVIES

Ok, so there are good movies and there are bad movies. But then there are some movies which go beyond the realm of bad, into a dimension so obnoxious that you have to stuff your fist up your throat to stop yourself from Puking. You'd rather prefer getting slowly skinned, rather than watching the...Read more

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Reviewed Yaadein - Bollywood

!@#$ Tutiyaee At Its Best !@#$

The high point of the movie was the five minute intermission break. Is it just me, or is something tragic really happening to Hindi movies? This movie was made by the so called greatest showman of Indian cinema in the recent years. This showman, very frankly, needs to be horse-whipped in a pu...Read more

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Reviewed Prostitution vs. Pornography

What About Normal Film Actresses ?

Yesterday, I was having discussion on films with one of my friends. We were arguing on who's the best actress in industry. While debate, he said something unusual. He said, 'All actresses are'wh*res', the only difference is that they live a more standard life than the regular prostitutes. The...Read more

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Reviewed Shah Rukh Khan

!@#$ Main King Tutiya Hoon Na !@#$

I was born in a middle clas family in delhi. first my father died , then after sometime my mother died too. She was the only one who belived that her son will become a great actor one day. Othere didnt think so. When I started working in TV serails, Faulji and Circus being earlier ones, people l...Read more

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Commented on gattu4u's review

Kal maine pehali baar bike chaliyee..
Bullet Machismo

r u king tutiya ? what the hell is this ?