!@#$ A Bunch Of Tutiyas !@#$. Review on Bas Ek Pal

Over the weekend, I saw this movie called Bas Ek Pal starringyesteryear stars like Juhi Chawla and Urmila Matondkar and then somepresent day nobodys like ... um.. see what I mean. I dont remembertheir names.. Wait, I think one of them was Jimmy Shergil.

Wel, the reason to get this movie was that the cover touted a differntkind of love story where 'ek pal' one moment makes all the differenceon the outcome.

So, the main character comes to India for good from the USA aftercompletion of his MBA in Boston. His parents have passed away in someaccident. He gets back in touch with his childhood friend JimmyShergil. Jimmy now has another rich friend. This guy played the role ofthe hom o makeup man in Page 3.

Anyway, so the hero -if we can call him that - goes to some club andsees Urmila and is smitten by her. He has a dance with her. By the way,Urmila looks old and .. well, she ain't no Rangeela babe anymore. Nowonder Ram Gopal Verma dumped her in favour of fresh meat Nisha Kothari.

Well, so our hero pines to meet this girl and even tells his friendsabout her. So one night they all go to the same club and she is there.Our hero approaches her and asks for a dance. She is there with someother friend of hers. That guy objects and picks a fight with our hero.Soon he pulls out a gun and our hero stops. Then hero takes the gun andstarts pushing the guy. In this meele, the two friends of our hero cometo the rescue. Jimmy Shergil tries to intervene and stop the fight.Somehow the gun in our hero's hand goes off and Jimmy Shergil gets shotin the ass.

Hero is now in jail and the cops are giving it to him real good becausethe guy who owned the gun is the son of some senior police officer.Jimmy Shergil has lost all motion below his waist and is bound to awheelchair.

The other friend, the rich dude who played a hom o in Page 3, is havingproblems with his wife Juhi Chawla. He loves her but she does not.

Anyway, in the jail, our hero is sodomised by a homosexual cell mate.

Boy does the movie go downhill from this point.

Then .. ugghh.. the movie sucks.. After fastforwarding and listening tojust a few lines here and there, the whole 'bas ek pal' means this -

Juhi Chawla has slept with Jimmy Shergil during a brief afffair whenher husband was out on a business trip. Friend learns of this butcannot break up with his wife. The gun was actually fired by thisfriend so as to settle this score with Jimmy Shergil. Poor boy MBAforeign return gets caught up in this. And gets sodomised in thebargain.

So Juhi is out to get him released from jail. She does that and tellshim what is happening. So now 'raped' friend goes to Jimmy and asks ifhe should reveal to Urmila what he had done. By the way, Urmila has nowtaken pity and is thick with wheelchair boy. Now Juhi's hubby thinksJuhi is having affair with 'raped' MBA.

Fast forward.. Juhis' hubby shoots Juhi and raped boy and kills himself. Urmila and wheelchair boy live happily ever after.

What a waste of film and audience' time.

The only reason I saw it to the end is because a couple of friends wereover at the time of this movie and we were passing all sorts ofcomments and having a good laugh. The line which made us really laughout loud was when MBA boy comes to explain his plight to wheelchair boyand says - "Tumhe pata hain.. I was raped in jail" and they showflashback of scenes of how cops tie him up so that he can be raped byhis cellmate. Under any other circumstances this would be a henoussituation but the way the director shows it - very funny

Anyway, totally useless movie. Juhi is an aunty and Urmila should get plastic surgery to hide the lines on her neck.