!@#$ F * R T S - Thats it !@#$. Review on Little Known but Interesting Facts About Music

A long long time ago. before all history. when man had not started farming. he was mainly a meat-eater. In those days, his frts used to be the soft-stinky ones and made friends and foes run away from the frt. But the smell dissipated quickly'cos of all the open spaces and man used to be gathered around again quickly by friends. and foes.

Then man started farming. he planted a few trees and realized that he could keep doing this year around and eat off the fruits of the trees. Pretty soon he was into full time harvesting of various crops. and yes, this included all sorts of beans. He then learnt to store crops, which allowed him to eat them many days later. He learnt techniques of drying seeds, which proved useful on lean winter days. Man used to dry various bean seeds and in winters, soak those seeds and prepare nice bean chilli to warm his cockles up.

During winters, with all sorts of dried crops available, man moved to living in caves. And beans being popular and tasty, there would be days when all he ate was beans. His friends(and foes) would gather around in evenings for some nice fire-place antics. And it so happened that with all the beans that he had, he let some air out. but with a difference. Instead of the quiet stinky frts that he used to get before, this time it was a nice loud and long one. And then it was immediately followed by another frt. and another. and another. And his friends and foes realized that these were not stinky at all. at least, once they got used to the smell. they were in fact fun to smell.

That night, man started controlling his frts and brought them out in various pitches and tones. His friends(and foes) applauded. Man became very happy and more boisterous. All night long, they all had a merry frtuous time.

Next day, man fed beans to all his friends and foes. And at night, they had what must be the first orchestra in the world. Music was here to stay and to be enjoyed, both playing it and listening to it and smelling it. Man to this day has not forgotten his roots. He still has moments of pure musical pleasure. no no no. not the pure rythmic musical pleasure. but the pure long-ranging dry and loud musical pleasure.