!@#$ Cleavages n Screams !@#$. Review on Rain

Ok, the movie begins with an interesting plot. A blind and famous author Meghana Naidu lives all by herself in a palatial house in a remote place. The nearest neighbour is about 30 minutes walking distance.

A reporter Himanshu wants to interview her for some newspaper story he is doing.

The 'plot' or 'mystery' is that this blind author is scared to death of rain. She cannot stand in the rain. She literally goes berserk in the rain. We all wonder why? As we wonder why, the director manages to pack in an unrelated song done MTV style with some half dressed girl with a band singing in the rain.

Now the reporter reaches the house. The author hides many knives all around the house. Why? Before we wonder why, the director manages to show the cleavage of the author.

When reporter arrives and they talk, the movie plods on and she tells him that the knives he discovered are kept because she does not trust anyone. It seems some reporter had come to visit her and had behaved 'fresh' with her.

Well the plot is no longer a plot but just a drag. Now the reporter asks her why she is scared of the rain? Why? Before we wonder why, the director shows some more bathroom bathing scenes and more cleavage.

By now, we are wondering what is the point of this movie. Now the story or the plot or the big suspense is that the author was raped as young girl before she became a big author. You guessed it. It was raining on the night she was raped and hence she is scared of rain.

Husssh.. You feel that finally the suspense is revealed and we can get some storyline going. But no! Before our expectations come true, the director shows some more cleavage and some unrelated songs. By now, we are convinced that this movie is all about showing Meghna Naidu's well endowed bossoms. Fine, atleast the director is honest by now about his intentions.

So now, the reporter is in love with the author. MInd you, all this is happening during one day. So the author says she cannot love and has not experienced love and sex since her rape. So can the reporter be one of the hero character from her novel? So now more titillation as hero goes with her to the bathroom.

So now he drags her to the shower and starts the water flow. Author screams because its like the rain. Remember the tagline of the movie is "Rain - The Terror Within"

By now you are wondering what is the terror? Oh.. yawn.. its the boredom within..

Well, the author screams and yells. Its next day morning. The reporter confesses that he is a fan of hers and a psychiatrist and not a reporter. Wow.. we now have another suspense revealed. More cleavage.

Now the author adds one more chapter to this confused film. She says that the rape caused her to be pregnant. So she lived in a girls' ashraam. There she met a social worker who was ready to marry her. So when she delivers a dead baby she realises that the nanny who looked after her was the social workers wife and they had played this drama to just get a child from her.

Ohh.. what a story. More cleavage.

Now it all seems fine as this psychiatrist has cured our author of the fear of rain. He professes love. She accepts. Just as he is kissing her on the lips. Opps forgot.. More cleavage. . So where was I? Yes, he is kissing her.

Suddenly the author screams! Why? Before we wonder why the director shows heaving chest and cleavage.

Ok, nice cleavages - errective enough protrayed....

So I rote a neat review, happy ?