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Reviewed Luck By Chance

Borefest

This movie is one of the most boring movies I have ever seen. Nothing happens. It's like a serial that goes nowhere. The story is about people who come to Mumbai to make it big in the film industry. With such an idea, you can come up with hundreds of interesting plots and make up a very very ...Read more

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Commented on ashkundliya's review

Nice Watch! Forget Stupid Reviews
Aaja Nachle

Too few comments describing the movie, and too many slamming critics and others who didn't like the movie make for a not useful review.

Commented on own review

Zara bachle: Madhuri rocks, but the movie sucks!
Aaja Nachle

sorceror, whatever the average rating on indiafm.com, I didn't like the movie and my review explains why. Besides, it looks like the movie has only 30% collections and is on its way to becoming a flop. So it looks like my opinion is in the majority. Rating the review 'not useful' is not really right... just because you don't agree with it. Whatever. Read More

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Commented on navindutt's review

Almost Bhagja Nachse
Aaja Nachle

Couldn't agree with you more! I had exactly the same reaction (check out the review): Madhuri rocks, but man she needs a much better film vehicle for a relaunch. lpshonlu, congrats! your review was honoured as the review of the day! And you also gave the movie the same ratings as me. I'm adding y...ou to trust circle. Read More

Reviewed Aaja Nachle

Zara bachle: Madhuri rocks, but the movie sucks!

Madhuri! The very name itself causes millions of hearts to start beating a little faster. She is a modern-day Goddess worshipped by millions, a phenomenon, a class-apart in today's era of insipid mediocre actresses, none of whom fire men's imaginations like Madhuri did and still does. Thus it wa...Read more

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Commented on own review

Disappointing fluff
Guru (2007)

Point me one thing I have said in my review that is 'galat salat jhoot'. If you are Indian, believe in democracy and free speech, you should allow everyone to express their own views about something even if you don't agree. I didn't like the movie and I've expressed what I felt. Simple.

Commented on own review

Disappointing fluff
Guru (2007)

I don't find anything self-contradictory in the review. I think I justify well why I don't recommend it. Sorry if it wasn't clear enough to you.

Commented on brat's review

Mani, money and many more!
Guru (2007)

You've raised good points. I too was very disappointed with this movie. Completely agree that the editing was abrupt throughout the movie and most of it was wasted on the lead couple's shenanigans.

Commented on n.aditya's review

Mani has done better in the past!
Guru (2007)

The movie didn't have substance. It was a one-track story, and most of it was all about Aish and Abhishek, with the real politics of the story relegated to the background.

Commented on kalparaj's review

Gurubhai Gurubhai.....BAKWAAS chhe......
Guru (2007)

I agree with you. The entire feel of the movie was vague, and it definitely didn't convey any sense as to the reason Gurukant should be hailed as a hero. Well-written.

Commented on hatasaawankighata's review

GURU didn't ultimately land up to be GURU at all !
Guru (2007)

Gr8 review, hata saawan! And I also happen to agree on almost all the points you've raised. Keep writing!

Reviewed Guru (2007)

Disappointing fluff

The story, as much as there is of it, is about how a villager from Gujarat dreams of creating an industrial empire and how he runs afoul of socialist anti-business Indian laws in the 70s. A lot can be done with a meaty theme like this one, but Mani Ratnam fails miserably. The first half is taken...Read more

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An Afghan adventure through Indian eyes
Kabul Express

Sorry you don't understand English, Roy. If you've never read a real movie review, one can't blame you for not considering it useful, can one.

Reviewed Kabul Express

An Afghan adventure through Indian eyes

The awe-inspiring scenes of a country with majestic backdrops devasted by war, cultural ideas and behavior very different from India's, and Arshad Warsi's humor are the highlights of this worthwhile attempt by Kabir Khan.Set in Afghanistan in the days following 9/11, when the US decided to end t...Read more

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Commented on devashish_kk's review

It's not that SPECIAL!!!!!
Lage Raho Munnabhai

Sorry u didnt enjoy the movie . i went in expecting a fun comedy and i had a great light time. maybe you are 2 serious and need to laugh a little.

Commented on foster_foxpro's review

MUNNABHAI AND CIRCUIT YOU BOTH ARE ROCK SOLID
Lage Raho Munnabhai

Boss, tera review fullto caps mein hai yaar. pain to read. Next time, use a decent combo of small letters, use caps at the right places.

Commented on shawn_michels's review

KARAN JOHAR,S WORST FILM EVER
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna

hindi film ka revu first time main ne hindi men dekha hai . cool! ?????? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ??. ????? ???..

Commented on aannkit's review

Dekhne ko YES kehna
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna

Cool revu.. your opening line is hilarious!!! keep writin' 3 hours of ekta kapoor style story when i avoid all kkk serials , no way !!

Commented on prasidddha's review

A daft disappointment
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna

boss prasiddha, thanks for confirming what i expect from this movie: rona dhona , overmelodramatic crap , a story from the 80s, Kkk serials in movie format, basically BORING! Will wait for a month or so till the overall picture emerges, but I have high trust in your opinion because mostly it ends up... matching my own, so thanks for the warning and will likely just watch it on cable or DVD (if that) when the time for a chickflick comes around ;). Keep writing.. humsuffer Read More