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Commented on mel.philip's review

Just about it
Fashion

bang on!!! also i must add madhur tries to sensationalise the world of fashion by showing skimpily clad women and by having clicked confrontational scenes ... and havent we seen suchitra pillai in page 3 in a similar role ... lets face it 3/4th of fashion reminds us of page 3 simply coz most peo...ple who are part of the page 3 cercuit are also part of the modelling world .... and whom are we kidding when madhur claims to make realistic cinema .... let me tell you tabloid style of reporting so called facts does not equal realistic cinema .... allthough i must admit you were a little too harsh on kangana ... i thought kangana’s was the best perfomance in the movie ... agreed her wierd dialogue delivery coupled with a thick north indian accent when she speaks english is funny ... but she does full justice as to her role as a DIVA and later as a battered/vulnerable/volatile model .... i think this range is impressive compared to priyanka chopra who just hams her way through the movie considering that she is an ex-model and a miss world she pales in comparison to both kangana and mughda when it comes to being a model .... next time madhur atleast admit that this is not realistic cinema and that at best your movies are gimmicky and so are the titles of your moviesRead More

Commented on mouthshutdotcom's review

The comedy of the year :):):)
Golmaal Returns

bang on!!! also i must add madhur tries to sensationalise the world of fashion by showing skimpily clad women and by having clicked confrontational scenes ... and havent we seen suchitra pillai in page 3 in a similar role ... lets face it 3/4th of fashion reminds us of page 3 simply coz most people ...who are part of the page 3 cercuit are also part of the modelling world .... and whom are we kidding when madhur claims to make realistic cinema .... let me tell you tabloid style of reporting so called facts does not equal realistic cinema .... allthough i must admit you were a little too harsh on kangana ... i thought kangana's was the best perfomance in the movie ... agreed her wierd dialogue delivery coupled with a thick north indian accent when she speaks english is funny ... but she does full justice as to her role as a DIVA and later as a battered/vulnerable/volatile model .... i think this range is impressive compared to priyanka chopra who just hams her way through the movie considering that she is an ex-model and a miss world she pales in comparison to both kangana and mughda when it comes to being a model .... next time madhur atleast admit that this is not realistic cinema and that at best your movies are gimmicky and so are the titles of your movies Read More

Commented on mouthshutdotcom's review

The comedy of the year :):):)
Golmaal Returns

i concur it is the comedy of the year ... simply coz other movies like singh is king which promised to be funny ... were embarasing at best ..... this one makes us laugh atleast for most part of the movie ... barring a few scenes which seem laboured ....

Commented on bikki's review

Very Predicatable Fashion
Fashion

fashion ka hai yeh jalwa ... lol gimme a break ... gawd havent heard such cheesy/gimmicky lyrics ... and whom are we kidding madhur bhandarkar ....? make a film on fashion and call it fashion .... make a film on traffic signal and call it traffic signal .... lol this guy is terribly over-rated and m...akes gimmicky movies .... make a movie on B.P.O's and call it B.P.O .... and also the movie is very sexist ... trying to titilate the audiences by showing skimpily clad women ... all in the name of reality and meaningful cinema .... gimme a break .... and whats this thing about reality cinema ...? at best fashion is like the articles which appear on page 3 ... oops!!! he has made a movie on page3 aswell .... lol ... this guy will never improve .... this movie is like those tabloids and sleazy/soft porn novels .... next time please spare us the horror madhur and if you really want to make a relaistic/issue-based movie atleast come up with an original titleRead More

Commented on CilemaSnob's review

U ME aur Hum - The 'other' review
U Me aur Hum

your a cutie ..... but the review was bad .... anyways .... muah muah .... love you ;)

Commented on moviezombie's review

Mind-numbingly BORING!
Umrao Jaan -2006 Bollywood

your review is bang on but i am still wondering why did you waste your precious time on writing a review on a shitty movie like this? lol looks like you have a lot of free time on your hand........... hahaha jokes apart this movie is moribund and a total waste of anyones time......... the thing is ...i just dont like aishwarya......... that bitch...... there is no other wishier ,washier and wimpier actor than that bitch............ as usual i am sure she went thru her cat routine in this movie......... fuckin shit......shit fuck............. sorry about the language guys................ but i mean cmon.......... j.p.dutta is an old man who has made some horrible movies in the recent past......... and he is only reasonably gud with war movies other movies he shld not even think abt making and that too with aishwarya rai...........PLEASE GIMME A BREAK!!!!!!!! my advise go to the nearest MC DONALD'S outlet instead and have some mcveggie ,french fries and potato wedges it costs less whats more it tastes better TOTAL PAISA VASOOL...........fuck you anyways aishwarya.............hahahaRead More

Commented on aditi009's review

Love love me do.....
Five Best English Love Songs

well, this review was a mixed bag some songs that i liked and some i thought were too corny but then again all of us have our own choices.......mebbe i feel this way bcoz i like dance numbers as opposed to slow romantic balads .......i prefer to dance to music as opposed to listening to it........of...fcourse there are times when i do listen to music and not just dance. also i have a complain.....according to me stevie wonder composes and sings some of the most amazing love songs my alltime favourite love song is 'i just called to say i love you' how could you miss this one ..........there is something very haunting about this song ....it stays with you even after you have stopped listening to this song ........I SIMPLY LOVE IT. also i thought that glen medeiros song is equally romantic. anyways mebbe you would want to include these songs in your next reviews.......until then cheers take care karina p.s BTW lenny kravitz is one of my favourite artistsRead More

Commented on own review

Hey buddy sup?
Saif Ali Khan

ok guys, at the risk of sounding immodest and arrogant which i always am lemme tell you guys that i am not offended one bit by your responses .in all earnestness what i was trying to do was to compare saif with rest of the 'MORONS' the fact of the matter is saif is refreshingly different from the re...st of the pack and i guess a lot of you guys are fans of (Read MR HAM AND PORKCHOPS, MR HOCOLATEY-PSEUODO INTELLECTUAL, MR BEEF-CAKE-DUMB-BELLES, MR HAMLET, and BABY-BOY-OMELLETE..) and hence i am not surprised by your responses..i guess i offended you guys .........but i can understand that since all of us are biased .......i repeat the whole idea of writing this review was to compare saif with the rest and also to be irreverent and i think i succeded bcoz i brought a smile on chandis face ......MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ......i have a a fantastic sense of humour if you guys cannot appreciate that or are jealous of it then thats not my problem hahahaha........prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. P.S aditi i can understand your ire considering the fact that i dint give your review good ratings........hahaha Read More

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Hey buddy sup?

Well .......buddy I think saif is one of the most under-rated actors.......i personally think he is understand,irreverent and a bit of a non-conformist as a person and as a performer thats what sets him apart and thank god for that otherwise we have to suffer MR HAM AND PORKCHOPS (read sha rukh ...Read more

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Commented on aditi009's review

The more likely Indian film ambassador?
Tips on Great Acting

hi aditi, i have been reading your reviews allthough they are articulate ......i must say they are biased and are essentially about movies....i think there is more to life than just movies. yes i do love the magic of movies the art,the craft ........everything but dont you think this review was und...eserved and unnecessary......'coz lets face it most of our movies are uninspring ( allthough most of the movies are inspired hahahaha......if you get the drift that is),insipid and moribund . secondly i think you are obsessed with shah rukh .......and i think you mainly wrote this review bcoz it was self-indulgence for you.......you just wanted to write another review about shah rukh and just so that your review does not look biased you threw aamirs name in there hahahaha.... thirdly, i think bollywood is over rated and besides its unfair to say only bollywood constitues indian movies there are so many other great actors of this country who are far more intelligent and versatile than aamir and shah rukh put together dont get me wrong aamir and shah rukh are great actors individualy but no great shakes really if i have to choose an actor to represent india then it would most definitely be kamal hassan .......man now that guy is a genius he has been working in the movies since he was a toddler and the professional risks that he has taken are far too many ............which means when it comes to delivering sincere,true to life,different and intelligent performances there is no one like him also his knowledge about the other aspects of movie making like editing etc is tremendous ( not to forget the fact that he has directed some unbeleivable films) and not to be left out his numerous filmfare ,national and every other award that there is ......so aditi you are way off the mark with this review....but nevertheless appreciate the effort hope you give us something different the next time round b'coz you have the potential cheers karinaRead More

Commented on aditi009's review

The bOOty formula-no eyes for the beholder
General Tips on Moral Policing

now that was a bitchy review n full marks to you . i completely agree with you today we live in a world of consumerism and compromise we give in to all kinds pressures in the process we end up losing our individuality and what makes us human is our frontal lobes ........our ability to think, which e...nables us to have an identity of our own......and most of the team-B members lack that....excluding jennifer lopez....yes she has gone under the scalpel but she does have a certain natural charm n grace........which is what all the team-A members posses in abundance and thats what sets them apart from the cosmetic beauties like mallika,bipasha,aishwarya,sushmita.........and their western counter parts being julia roberts,anjolina jolie n a cartload of other starlets. in addition i would also want to say that i do not understand our obsession with perfection.........we all know that perfection does not exist.......so why bother to strive towards something that does not exist?.....which is why most of these celebrities are never happy bcoz they are constantly seeking validation,appreciation,recognition n acceptance from a world waiting which castigates them at every given oppurtunity .......so why bother? there are those who follow rules and then there are those who make their own rules .........and eventually the society accepts everything bcoz it does not have a choice which is why some peoples natural charm and grace is unquestionable and unputdownable.....as in the case of the TEAM -A members ( just remembered aditi u forgot to mention your favourite rani mukherji as part of your TEAM -A warriors i think she is a NATURAL too.....) however, aditi to be completely fair and to give you an objective opinion i would like to say that most celebrities go under the scalpel ( i think kajol has ......i am not sure though) nothing wrong in going under the scalpel i mean cmon all of us want to look beautiful....in our own way......but how far are we willing to go?Read More

Commented on tomar_vivek's review

Shag rag khan
Shah Rukh Khan

hi vivek, well.......firstly lemme congratulate you on your good review.......it was a well researched and a well articulated review.....having said that i would also want to say that your review was biased........i mean dont get me wrong......i am not a big shah rukh khan fan either.......(i p...refer the real and the intense ajay devgan.........)but you must give the devil his due......he was good in his earlier movies like raju bangaya gentleman and chamatkar ......etc.........however i do agree that he is nto as powerful as he is made out to be......the fact remains that most of his successes came bcoz of his association with the yash chopras and the karan johars .......so shah rukh shld not be given full credit.......also imagine .........him being the superstar that he is without yash chopra and karan johar......its not possible ? isnt it? infact he had antagonised the chopras........bcoz he was acting pricey........so the chopras decided to teach him a lesson by ....signing aamir for their next project FANAAH .....n shah rukh aparently apologised for his behaviour and now he is back in the yash chopra camp.......clearly explains shah rukh khan is not that powerful after all well thats it for now vivek keep writing such good review........keep up the good work.....but please be objective the next time take care cheers karuRead More

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I prefer ajay
Shah Rukh Khan

hi guys, hey there guys......sup? i am delighted .......and thats bcoz i find another supporter in vibbs.......so that makes the three of us ......tech-writer,vibbs and yours trully.......ME! awrite now lemme answer aditi's question.........well lemme give you a few choices........1)amita...bh bachan ( i think he probably is the most over-rated actor arnd ..........he is stylised ..........yes but ......lacks good looks.....charisma.....intensity.....watch him in khakee with ajay devgan and you will find out the difference between style and substance)2) abhishek bachan ( yawn from father to son.....) well i think abishek is good looking although he is not my kinda man ( i prefer hrithik roshan........watch him in the john players commercial and you will know why) ,also he is over-rated as an actor like his father 3) john abraham ( he probably is more wooden than a wooden door knob....haaaaaaaa) the only time i saw him change expressions was when he was wearing a mask in elaan..........haaaaaaaaaaa also a lot of women find him sexy not me.......i prefer the dude saif....he is the very definition of cool 4) well how about all of us come up with our list of top 10 of the most sexiest men in bollywood.........what say guys?.......... well here is my list 1) ajay devgan 2) fardeen khan 3) saif 4) hrithik roshan 5) shahid kapoor 6) sohail khan 7) ashmit patel ( he is cute) 8) abhay deol 9) kabir bedi ( yes ......he is old otherwise he would definitely be among the top 5......he is so hot that even my mom finds him hot ....haaaaaaaaa........) 10 vinod khanna ( oh my god i just love his voice .......it is so raw.........i dont like amitabhs baritone as much bcoz it is stylsed and hence appears to be fake) Read More

Commented on own review

I prefer ajay
Shah Rukh Khan

hi guys, well...... aditi i completely agree with you . we do not have to agree but agree to disagree its always nice to have another opinion......provided the other person has an opinion and a mind of his/her own....you certanily do and i appreciate that but i must say this review of yours d...isappointed me a little compared to your review on ash which was a knock out review......you would actually make a good movie critique ......only make sure you dont review srk's movies........ok now let me address nithi and tech-writers concerns about my review well nithi i agree with you to some extent that i do need to format review ........appreciate the criticism.....but lemme say something in my defense ....i think i have my own way of writing a review.......... and tech-writer well i think your my partner in crime ,my anti-thesis,my alter-ego,my cosmic-twin, i agree with you its my mistake i ended up writing a lot about kajol and not about shah rukh the thing is i dont like shah rukh much.....he is good but not the best.... one more observation i've realised our likes are similar.....we think alike......so cheers to that . now lets get back to aditi well...your reviews are good ........so keep them coming ........allthough i do not have to agree with them take care guys cheers karuRead More

Reviewed Shah Rukh Khan

I prefer ajay

Hey there, well.......i must say I was a bit disappointed with this review of yours..........it wasnt objective.....looks like your a big shah rukh fan ( not me I prefer the real and the intense ajay devgan) . here's why I did not like your review..besides the fact that it was biased.....i...Read more

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A TEMPLE........A MONUMENT ........A GODDESS
Sridevi

thanks for your comments sarav..well i am glad you liked my review .......appreciated

Commented on aditi009's review

A suitable job for Aishwariya!
Aishwarya Rai

hey there super bitch your review was super cool thats why i call you a super bitch .........you know this is really unfair i thought i was a super bitch but you are possing a real threat to me......just be careful ok ....only i am entitled to be that intelligent and that funny........haaaaaaaaa...........about mis aishwarya rai well she is a bitch of different kind unlike us we are just plain mean bitches ( with a super sense of humor) ash is what you call a slut bitch........haaaaaaaaaaa ( now thats a new profession for ash) . every time i see ash's movies i feel like giving her one tight slap or mebbe two .......and you are right she just cannot act ............mebbe you should read my review on bipasha basu ..............i think like ash even she is over rated........like ash her expresions never change ........when she is happy she heaves her bossom.........when she is sad.......she heaves her bossom.......when she is horny (which is most of the time ) surprise surprise she heaves her bossom again......haaaaaaa. hey aditi keep up the good but rem i am super bitch NO1 .......mebbe we should start a new website ......www.letsbitch.com what say?Read More

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Reviewed Sridevi

A TEMPLE........A MONUMENT ........A GODDESS

Now what do I write about sri? . my title says it all.............ok here are some more adjectives and superlatives to describe sri..........she's an original..........versatile.......a pioneer by that I mean all the actresses who came after sri have at some point in time in their careers copied...Read more

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