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Followed hasan777

Jun 20, 2009 10:29 AM

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Installation Of a Husband (Humor)

Jun 18, 2009 08:50 AM General 405 Views

Installation Of a Husband (Humor) A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which...Read more

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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Jun 18, 2009 08:48 AM General 466 Views

Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!! Between th...Read more

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I Quit Drinking [joke]

Jun 13, 2009 12:04 PM General 502 Views

I Quit Drinking [joke] This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain: A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the ba...Read more

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Installation Of a Husband (Humor)

Jun 13, 2009 12:02 PM General 486 Views

Installation Of a Husband (Humor) A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support , Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which...Read more

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Doori Ho To

Jun 13, 2009 11:59 AM General 461 Views

(Updated Jun 14, 2009 01:50 PM)

Doori Ho To Doori HoTo ahsaas hota hai, Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi, Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai ............ ......... ......... ......... Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere, Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri, Dil apka ho, par...Read more

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A Difficult Judgment

Jun 12, 2009 09:07 AM General 459 Views

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to a Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was a...Read more

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A Random Joke

Jun 12, 2009 09:03 AM General 473 Views

Oracle's and real life Q & A! Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. 'Parent keys not found!' Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. 'Duplicate value on index!' Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? A. 'Value larger than specified p...Read more

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Jun 11, 2009 07:19 AM

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Married couple and the fairy

Jun 08, 2009 11:15 AM General 406 Views

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I wi...Read more

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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Jun 06, 2009 10:19 AM General 385 Views

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accountsDepartment...Read more

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Footprints

Jun 05, 2009 09:47 AM General 409 Views

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belongs to him, and the another to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he...Read more

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May 27, 2009 07:16 AM

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Commented on SRNAIR's article

I SALUTE YOU, MY COUNTRYMEN (A POEM)

May 26, 2009 11:20 AM (Updated May 26, 2009 11:20 AM)

Nair sir, good tribute to our country.

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Bill Gates Heaven or Hell -Joke

May 26, 2009 09:32 AM General 343 Views

Bill Gates was killed in a car accident. He might find himself Being sized up by God."...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm Not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you cre...Read more

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MADE IN INDIA

May 26, 2009 09:03 AM

nathan very good post thanks for posting.

Followed livehappy , acme_kumar

May 25, 2009 01:00 PM

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Commented on SRNAIR's article

KIDS AND ANIMALS (A JOKE)

May 25, 2009 09:27 AM

Prof good joke...................................

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MADE IN INDIA

May 25, 2009 08:45 AM General 184 Views

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY We are like this only........ 1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes. 2. You try and refuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. 3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport. ...Read more

Commented on bkaks's article

height of kidnapping

May 21, 2009 07:02 AM

Mr khadil good one. i liked it. thnks for posting.............

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