Installation Of a Husband (Humor)
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0toHusband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0 .
In addition,Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5and PersonalAttention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such asNEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0andCRICKET 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2. 6simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried runningNagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,
Desperate Woman
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0is an operating system.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me. HTML and try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed,Husband1.0should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0andFlowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0to default toSilence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0orBeer 6.1 .Please note thatBeer 6. 1is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0(itruns a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary,Husband 1..0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:Cooking 3.0andHot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support
