KIDS AND ANIMALS (A JOKE)
There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.
Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.''
One kid answered, "Giraffe!"
Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.''
"Zebra!" one kid answered.
So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..
She asked them ''What does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BAS !''
