That two page document was better written than any of the software requirement specification doc I have ever come across mainly because it was very clear, concise and to the point!
Not that I liked it but I was certainly in awe, people actually do this! Oh My God! Before you stop reading my post, let me tell you what it was all about!
The first page may I say 'laminated' page had many photos (paper print outs ) of our supposedly 'super man' in various 'foreign' locations trying oops posing to be Mr. Cool! And then just below the photos were bullet-ed points about our hero's achievements till now...
Like how he has completed some degree which I don't remember because I had never heard about it before but I do remember in the brackets it was mentioned equivalent to BE/ MTECH/ MS and then he supposedly has gold medals No ,No not in Olympics but in academics!
It had nothing about his age color or height/weight ( I am assuming we had to make that out from the pictures) but there were a few more points about his achievements! While this sheet gave me a smile for obvious reasons which people around me misunderstood but the real shock was when I moved to the next page.
The next was truly one of the most outrageously stupid things I have read in my life, not even the fake reviews compare to it. It was..
OUR EXPECTATIONS FROM BRIDE (in BOLD)
Should be fair, thin - medium frame (oh Really! So you are what? Tom Cruise??)
Should be between the age of 21-23 (you already look like a monkey and u need such a young girl?)
Should be bet the height range 5.1-5.4 (oh n what if she is 5.5?? too tall for u?)
Should be working! (ohh ya! And def she should give all the money to you)
There were some more points which I don’t remember after that there was one more photo of our monkey, I was just so in shock that I told my dad, ‘Look, just read this! Look what people are doing!”
Just when I handed over that document my dad, the person who had got that stuff I mean the photos and all told me, “Oh! You don’t worry about this; he is much smarter than you”
Hahahhahha!! I couldn’t believe my luck! Got insulted by and due to a moron! :) BTW! I really want to tell that guy “DUDE! LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR!!!!!” any chances that this gold medalist is on MS? :)
