Saw Eva Mendes PETA poster. She had a pumpkin placed strategically between her naked legs. A pumpkin? For God’s sake?? What was she thinking.. a pumpkin is not even an animal. The least she could have kept there was a rabbit !!
Move over condoms and pills.. headache is still the most common contraceptive used by women.
Intestinally speaking I don’t know what could be worst than having cough and diarrhea at the same time.
For a long time I thought Silicon valley was Pamela Anderson’s cleavage.. They had started postage stamps of Pam.. but was discarded as guys were licking on the wrong side of it.
Lying is defintely not for people with bad memory.
When you try to blow candles on your cake very very hard, then 1 out of 4 chances are there that you might fart. And such farts, mind you, are really really loud. So always squeeze your ass together when you are blowing them. Of course, this endeavour of squeezing and blowing at the same time is not possible.
I asked myself how come I don’t write reviews here. Then I realized that most of the products I use are of my friend’s, and its not a very good idea to comment on something for which you haven’t even paid a dime.
The above lines have been written by an utterly bored woman whose cerebrum has been attacked by vodka shots who doesn’t even know what she has eaten written.
