If you do not like Justin Bieber then you will enjoy it to the core. Here are some of the best jokes from the roast:
"You're like our beetles. Not the band, the bugs that live in [dirt]."(Natasha Leggero)
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?"(Jeff Ross)
"You are the King Joffrey of Pop."(Jeff Ross)
"I'm proud of you. You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all - except for respect, love, friends, good parents and a Grammy."(Chris D'Elia)
"This kid has spunk, moxie and probably a few other STDs."(WIll Ferrell)
"Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn't even score that low, and he uses your music to torture people."(Shaquille O’Neal)
"When you get to the county jail, hear me, you're gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez."(Snoop Dogg)
"You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic."(Snoop Dogg)
"Justin, you have such a huge career behind you."(Jeff Ross)
"They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me. Actually you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work."(Hannibal Buress)
