A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First bagger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday. I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
and enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money. The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him. I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
(A wonderful example of financial management indeed)
