Ladies & gentlemen, we are pleased to announce the launch of our company Make Fool Productions in your very own city. The city that is loved by some and loathed by some for various reasons now has all the reasons to cheer up because Make Fool Productions are going to produce a show called THE ZIG-ZAG LUNACY SHOW. After having watched these not so real reality shows on TV, we have decided to give the viewers something that is so close to their hearts, something to which they can associate themselves with. Because these reality shows are only about making money & fooling the viewers where as we have a different agenda.
Everyone aspires to make big in life, to be in limelight like stars or to be known as a celebrity. But how many can actually achieve that? We have decided that we are not going to launch any star child in our show & will give opportunity to selected common people to make big in life. We will provide you the platform & will leave it to you to elevate your career. Don’t under estimate yourselves, these so called stars nowadays depends on such shows & are at the mercy of common people like you as they use your platform to promote their films.
So ladies & gentlemen, first time in the history of independent India, we give the chance to those people who are not looked well by the society or are neglected by the society. Here is your chance to prove them wrong & do something that your critics have never managed to do in their lives.
Thieves, prostitutes, bar dancers, expelled officers, recently divorced TV star, controversial player, unsuccessful actors / actresses etc will now be able to appear live on TV & the entire nation will watch your day to day activities. Now you are living like the unknown but mark our words after you have participated in the show everyone will know who you are. They have a perception about you & it would be very interesting to see what would be their opinion about you after they have seen you on TV & have heard things about you straight from the horse’s mouth.
We are in discussions with a famous TV channel who has almost agreed to telecast the show. Every day after the show ends, we will be requesting the viewers to vote for their favourite contestant whom they don’t want to see leaving the show. Trust me in a country with approx 120 crores of people we expect at least thousands of SMSs every week.
Well, so all you people out there who are longing for recognition are here by informed or rather advised that if you wait to do everything until you’re sure it is right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.
So what are you waiting for? Rush towards our office & collect you forms for the auditions. All you have to do is pay Rs. 2000/- per form, which we assure is worth the gamble that you are going to take because you never know that you could be one of those 14 fortunate contestants who would be making to the show & hitting the limelight.
Good luck to all.
The above is a work of fiction & written without prejudice.
