Good news, Good news, I have great pleasure in announcing the launch of MS Times , a newspaper exclusively for MSians. This post(I mean this article) is tentative and will have lots of updation as per your suggestions. Our paper will be zara hatke( as said by our bollywood folks), it will have all the masala that you find in our bollywood movies.
First let me tell you that we have a group of owls oops InsomniacMSians who bless MS with their presence in the late night. Paul and me were chatting(our chat room was Swati’s revu) and Paul being our Paul had a brilliant idea of a newspaper on MS, lo behold the germs oops the idea of MS Times was discovered.
Now, we are fortunate to have very talented people on MS , so we do not have to recruit people from outside and there will be no attrition as we will be a monopoly , strictly no competition will be allowed.
Let me start with the Chief Editor, who but Paul, and Avaa she is already in this line will guide us at each and every step. Some people will have double duties, they will be working for our sister concern OMfisher Airlines too. As it, the newspaper will have all the regular columns, starting with our Superchef Dev (Aaryesdee),who will see over see our Culinary columns and answer your questions on food. This paper welcomes lots of questions so don’t be scared to ask. Next comes our travelogue column, the natural choices are Debs (Kweldebbs )and lalit (bildebej).Our review on books will be done by Smita(Chintu25) and by Paul when he can spare time. Our poetry column will be looked after by Monoo(Monoo),Madhuji(Madhuminal)and Sweety(Sweetsdesire).
Vee(Veekey)our resident expert on fashion will make you aware of the latest fashion trends and tattoos.
Shanti(Reviewer) is our cultural reporter.
Paul , Ipsita and Swati will write on Bollywood, Hollywood and all other woods(Hey! I can’t understand the logic of these woods anyone care to explain). You will get latest updates on controversies created by our stars.
Swatiwill also guide you on buying perfumes. Spike, Shailini and Ipsita will also act as our Foreign Correspondant and will update on happenings in other parts of the world and you get update on Middle East by Paul.For humour you can depend on your own Udta Haathi.Traffic jams, road blocks won’t be a deterrent as our hathi can fly , so be assured of timely news.
For Illustrations and artwork , we can rely on Aakshat. We have a vacancy for DTP.
Articles on Self-defence will be posted by Madhurie . As we have already requested Doc to work for our sister concern , He will be glad to answer your queries on health issues. For any queries on Homeopathy(except med names), I will be glad to reply. I will also give daily Astrological predictions( heed to them on your own risks haha). Santhosh(Paulose) will write on what is happening in aam aadmi’s life. Alok will look after all the classifieds and publicity dept. Vacancies for more dept viz. sports , Fin . Please apply with your biodata .
Other details after discussion with Mbf, the CEO of OMfisher airlines and our Editor Paul.
Hey this post is incomplete then to I am posting it, will keep on updating , I can’t keep my eyes open had a very late night. This is a terrific idea and we can truly make it happen , I am a good co-ordinator( boasting na..), please send tidbits of news on M2M or in comments and I will post them as a newspaper , let us try for a week atleast. Any suggestions / comments will be gladly accepted. Please pass this to your other friends also. IF Quota of characters gets exhauseted ,I may continue it in comments section or have a part -2… Tanna
PS Any errors please point out gently,written with half closed eyes..
