All ye lovely people, I can't claim credit fer what ye are gonna read next. This is written by my best, good friend Chintu25.
Hey Chintu..here's to u! Winks!!!!: D :D :D
Drona, is the story of lonely kid, who has been sent away by his mother because he has been bestowed with special powers.
The power to protect “Amrit” from bad powers bole to “Asur”. Yawn!!!
The movie is all about how the grown up kid comes to know about his power and how he saves the “srushti” bole to world. Yawn!!!
He has inherited a beautiful bodyguard who helps him save the world. Yawn!!!
Please throw in the costliest & yuckiest villain, some Raizada (reminds me Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna). Yawn!!!
Also add an over dressed & tired looking Jaya Bacchan as Drona’s mother. (Thank God she was converted into a statue)
How Mr. D find himself & his inner powers and how he saves the world forms rest of the story. Yawn!!!
Drona has been described as a Harry Potter meets Indiana Jones movie, but with an original story- Wikipedia
God Bless these movies!!!!!
Learning’s from the Movie
# There is a competition between Chopra’s & Bacchan’s over the worst movie of the year. Will it be Tashan or will it be Drona. I won’t bet my money on either of them.
# A movie can be made out of a children fantasy story book. All you need is pits of money & Bacchan’s as friends.
# Makeup is a myth. You can walk way away with long, un-combed & oily hair; after all it is your best friend’s movie.
# Chapped lips is the in thing. Be it Abhishek or Priyanka or Kay Kay or Jay Bacchan, every one is flaunting them.
# The Art Direction of the movie is so fantabulous that you have a feeling that it is a kid who has done it all. Hey Goldie, was it your son who did all this?
# Super Heroes can be confused, plump & fat.
# Super Heroes have to look gloomy,look down & then look up with glaring eyes and you are supposed to be scared.
# Super Heroes are brilliant, they don't even think twice if a "blue colored rose petal" delivers a hefty golden wrist band to them. Of course na, why to question things if you are getting free gifts ;-)
# Brilliant SFX can not make a movie worth watching until & unless you have a great script.
# In the climax our savior is grievously injured and he has to stop the villain. How he stops him by punching one hefty ‘mukka’ on earth and the poor villain falls because of vibrations.
Bole to ‘Mukka’is back in vogue but on hinder sight was it that mukka which has caused so many earthquakes? Mr. D can you please stand up & answer.
# Ever wondered that why has Sonali Bendre suddenly reappeared on TV? Here lies the answer, I think she must have seen the rushes of the movie (Producer is her Sis-In-Law & Director is her husband) and realised that all their money is gonna sink. So any cash would be helpful ;-)
# Priyanka Chopra has a knack for choosing worst possible movies which are a sure shot debacle. In fact she competing with herself over the worst movie of her career ;-)
# The last shot of the movie was a lurking shadow of a villain, hinting a sequel. I don’t know that whether the poor kid on whom the shadow was falling was scared or not but am dead scared with the thought that they are even planning a sequel.
# Avoid watching movie without reading a review.
I can go on & on & on. So I would halt and sum up
++ A rating of -1/5
++ If you have an enemy with whom you have to settle scores please take him or her for this movie.
I sometimes wonder that how come these people don’t watch their own movies? Or is it that they are so self obsessed that they can’t understand that their product is not worth showing.
Am still reeling under the shock of the movie & my back is still reeling under the slaps bestowed by my friend for taking her for this movie. Drona uncle can you please show your shakti & give me a good back massage???
