CIGARETTE:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a FOOL at the other end!
MARRIAGE:It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
DIVORCE:Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
CONFERENCE:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...
COMPROMISE:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
TEARS:The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
ECSTASY:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
CLASSIC:A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:A sign to make other believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:The name men give to their MISTAKES
ATOM BOMB:An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST:A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:A guy no different from other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:One who shakes hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you
Dear Msian
I oppologize if ever I've hurt anyone's feeling by giving another meaning to these words but hope you like.
Chitra :)
