A hilarious joke...........enjoy!!
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When:
-You ski uphill.
-You speed walk in your sleep.
-You answer the door before people knock.
-You sleep with your eyes open.
-You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit.
-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
-You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
-The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake.
-You lick your coffee pot clean.
-Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
-The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
-You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
-You don’t sweat, you percolate.
-People get dizzy just watching you.
-People can test their batteries in your ears.
-Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
-Your Thermos is on wheels.
-You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
-You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
-You don’t tan, you roast.
-You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
-You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”
