- Chhat pe soya tha behnoi
Main tale samajh ke so gayee …
Mujhko ranaji maaf karna,
Galti maare se ho gayee.
Film: Karan Arjun
"My sister's husband was sleeping on the terrace. I thought it was a pillow and I slept. Raana Sir! Please forgive me for committing this grave sin."
Picturized on Mamta Cheapo Kulkarni and Amrish Puri. Watch out for Amrish's schoolgirl like giggles, headshakes and coy facial expressions whenever the song goes "mujhko ranaji maaf karna, " because he is Raana ji.
- Kya gaadi hain
Kya number hain
Kya body hain
Kya bumper hain
Film:?
Sangeetha Bijlani and Jackie Shroff at a mechanic's garage. How innovative to compare a woman's body with that of a car. After all, why stick with the same
old "phool, " "chaand, " etc. to describe one's love interest? Times are changing and so should we!
- Le papiyan Japian paalein hum aakhiyon ke pech ladale hum.
Film: Haqeeqat
I tried to make out what the first line means but have failed miserably! We need a James Bond or at least a Desperado007(Despo! You listening?) to find out the meaning of this song.
- Chad gaya upar re Atariyan pe lotan kabutar re.Gutar Gutar Gutar Gutar.
Re panchi diwana chug kar daana
Ud gaya Pharr Pharr re,
Atariyan pe sona kabutar re
Film: Dalal
An aural treat for any bird lover! A thoroughly educative song(based on elaborate research on the dynamics of pigeons) teaches us the typical behavior of a kabutar(pigeon) and how one can lure them by offering grains. I'm awed when I think of all the research that would have gone into this one song!
Also notable is the brilliant picturization of this showing an old Mithunda wearing all sorts of vulgar\ expressions on his face and Ayesha Behenji Jhulka.
5. Meri pant bhi sexy
Meri shirt bhi sexy
Yeh Rumaal bhi sexy
Film: Dulaara
What are the clothing essentials of the modern day Neanderthal? A sexy pair of pants, a sexy shirt, a sexy handkerchief.etc. Thank you lyric writers for not delving into the depths of clothing essentials by mentioning undies, or'sexy undies' as you would have mentioned had you chosen to do so.
The world and its grandmother salute you!
- Telephone dhun mein hasne wali
Melbourne Machli Machalnewali
Digital Mein Sur Hai Tarasha
Madonna Hain Ya Natasha
Zakir Hussain Tabla Tu Hain Kya?
Film: Hindustani
Let me re-quote what I said for song no. "the times are changing and so should we." So instead of comparing one's sweetheart to honey, flowers and the like this song shows us how to make use of the latest scientific inventions for the comparison. Follow the guidance of this number to score favorably with your sweetie pie. Next time when she laughs tell her she laughs in the tune of a telephone. Additionally, when least expected, tell her how she fishes in Melbourne.
Every now and then, question her if she is really your beloved or is she Madonna or Natasha? This keeps the tension and mystery in the relationship going. Occasionally demand to know if she is the Tabla that Zakir Hussain has been missing for his performances. She will love you for such cutesy complements.
7.
Q. Galay mein lal tie, ghar mein ek charpai. Takiya ek Aur hum do. Ek hi hai rajai. Sardi kaise Jaayegi? Kaho kaise hume neend aayegi?
A. Galay mein lal tie, ghar mein ek charpai. Takiya ki fikr na kar. Banunga main khud rajai. Sardi bhaga dunga, Tujhe coffee pila dunga.
Film: Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam.
A very socio-relevant song! It teaches us an important and unforgettable lesson in dealing with poverty. Poor people usually do not enjoy one bed per head in the family.
As a result, they do not have individual pillows and blankets. So should they give up on sleep? Not at all! In such a case, they need to forget about the pillow, one of them should serve the purpose of the blanket and drink coffee.
How I wish more and more filmmakers include such socio-economically relevant issues in their movies!
- Main To Raste Se Jaa Raha Tha
Main To Bhelpuri Kha Raha Tha
Main To Ladki Ghuma Raha Tha
Teri Naani Mari Tho Main Kya Karoon.
Film: Hero no 1(?)
A philosophical statement on how in this world it is each to his own and people should solve their issues by themselves. Self-help is the Best help. Don't you agree? This underlying message is delivered by "I was walking on the road, eating Bhelpuri and taking my sweetheart for a stroll. What should I do if your grandmother dies?" So, the listeners of this song should stop looking for help elsewhere and deal with their grief on their own. Touching yet inspiring lyrics!
- Ek Chumma Tu Mujhko Udaar Dede
Badle Mein UP, Bihar Lele
Film?
This is yet another socio-politically relevant song! It demonstrates how the country can take giant strides on the path of progress by following this simple method. Anyone can borrow a kiss from anyone else. But will later have to give them the states of Uttar Pradesh and Bihar. The receiver will then get to keep the two said states, until someone else chooses to borrow a kiss from anyone else. Then they get the two states and so on. This will make sure that the two states are always in good hands, thus eliminating the need for and the expenses associated with maintaining a democracy.
- Mein laila laila chillaunga kurta phaad ke
.Film: Anari No. 1
Majnu was always seen in public wearing torn clothes and screaming for his Laila. The wise lyricists have taken this fact into account when they wanted to capture the desperation, the angst, the longing that an estranged lover would feel. The words "I will scream for "Laila" while tearing apart my kurta" simply scream(pun intended!) "Love & Longing!"
Watch out for Govinda when he tears his and others' kurtas in this gems picturization.
- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP.P.P.
P.P.P.P.Piya
G.G.G.G.Jiya
Piya Tune Mera
Jiya Le Liya.
Having trouble teaching the English alphabet to your toddler? Fret no more! Make her/him listen to this wonderfully fun song that also manages to educate on the sly!
"P.P.P.P.Lover! G.G.G.G.Heart! Lover, you took my heart!" Ah, the sheer beauty of the simplicity in these lyrics!
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