Jul 07, 2005 11:35 AM
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(Updated Jul 07, 2005 02:18 PM)
Technically theres not much scope to write on a product that you light up to frighten mosquitos... its as simple as... light it, forget it...
If you want to know the chemical composition, read the pack. Anyway, the Tortoise Coil company paid me several million dollars to write this review so I'm doing it anyway...
Tortoise Coil Fact Sheet
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Name: Tortoise
Type: Coil
Use: Kick a mosquito's wee little backside
Pros: Portable, needs no electricity, pretty decent in what it does
Cons: some people dont like the smell or the smoke(coff coff)
Alternate Uses: Can be used to light crackers and beedis (A word of advice though, smoking is worse than mosquitos)
And now, the real reason why I wrote this... the urge to rhyme!
tyme for a rhyme...
The Tortoise Coil song - by psyxx
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the night was dark... as dark can be...
a yard beyond... one could not see...
electric lines had been destroyed...
no substitute had been deployed...
invaders came in hordes, on wings...
to unleash carnage, pokes and stings...
to suck my blood and give me pain...
to BUZZ and BUZZ, till i'm insane...
The TORTOISE coil, in its pack tight
while machchars buzz to own the night
I dragged a coil out of its pack...
and lit a light, on this night black
the coil's tip was set alight
and it was such a tranquil sight
the amber glow, and fumes quite strong
could have inspired my merry song...
the fumes, they spread across the room
and the machchars slipped into a gloom
they tried to make an early exit
but I was in no mood for bull
the windows locked, the death trap sealed
the machchars cried and they appealed
but the fumes caressed their lungs and breath
and slipped them into instant death...
Copyright (c) 2005 Me... (who else)
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To know more about the coil, buy a pack, wait for the mosquitos to attack and light one. If it doesnt work... try ODOMOS! (heh... the odomos company just paid me more money to plug their product)
If that doesnt work, read my other review on insect repellants and send me a box of jalebi.
peace
Now tell me, dear reader.... WHO'S THE MAN!!! :P
