Nov 08, 2018 09:21 PM
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THUGS OF HINDOSTAN: Goo:
In 1795, a patriotic thug(!) Khudabaksh Azaad(Amitabh Bachchan) wishes Hindustan to be free from British rule. He has a vfx baaz for an able companion. Commander John Clive(Richard Lloyd Owen, 52) sends Firangi Mallah(Aamir Khan) to join Azaad and destroy him from within. Aamir has his Man Friday or Saturday Sanichar(Mohammed Zeeshan Ayub, 34).
To provide relief, an awkward nautch girl Suraiya(Katrina Kaif) extends Chikni Chameli act. For bravery and female presence Zafira Baig(Fatima Sana Shaikh) provides vfx relief. Her father Mirza Sikandar Baig(Ronit Roy, 53) was killed by Clive. So, she has to take revenge by killing the English Ravan(Ha! Haa! Haaa!)
All r fading senior aged stars here trying to stay in limelight. Aamir Khan(53) was vainly lured to act in this dud. Amitabh Bachchan(76) ably Panamised the project. Katrina Kaif(35) as usual cannot act for nuts but repeats her Chikni Chameli. Fatima Sana Shaikh(26) may‘ve got this due to Aamir but this is it! VFX r my two left foots! Aditya is NOT Yash Chopra! Dud!
And to think, this ‘patriotic’ busted cracker releases on Diwali and not on January 26 or August 15! This is chemical locha and definitely emotional atyachar! Even watching it once can affect ur hormones adversely. It may aggravate ur thyroid or give u kabz(constipation) or dast(loose motions)! Jullaab too may be ineffective.
Each star is ably trying to milk the public for whatever it’s worth and till the cash cow turns dry! The real BS!
This shows how bankrupt Hindi films r for ideas and how greedy and desperate r the stars. They’ll stoop to conquer! The public should kick them where it hurts to drill sense in their brainless bheja! S for Stay away guys and dolls. Eat paani puri and enjoy.
The Indian freedom fighters may turn in their graves watching this thug, who sets claim to be one. His name is rightly missing from the History texts. Watching these cartoon characters, one thing is sure: the sparse viewers’ll ROTFL!
It may’ve an excellent advance booking, but the movie lacks direction and authentic script! Flop! This is neither KRANTI(1981) nor PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN(2003). This shows how far the stars’ll stoop to stay burning bright! Baaz aa ja Nahin toh Baaz aa jayega! Once there was Jack Sparrow. Here it’s a Scarecrow!
PS: This movie stands true to it’s name. The biggest thug is here, a scarecrow with a wig! TOH ke baad, uski topi utar jayegi!
