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Reviewed Thugs of Hindostan

7 days ago 608 Views

THUGS OF HINDOSTAN: Goo: In 1795, a patriotic thug(!) Khudabaksh Azaad(Amitabh Bachchan) wishes Hindustan to be free from British rule. He has a vfx baaz for an able companion. Commander John Clive(Richard Lloyd Owen, 52) sends Firangi Mallah(Aamir Khan) to join Azaad and destroy him from wit...Read more

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DELHI RAIN: Silly Verse...:-)

Aug 30, 2018 05:47 PM General 44 Views

(Updated Aug 30, 2018 05:49 PM)

DELHI RAIN: Silly Verse.:-) - That time of the season again There is excessive rain Is it boon or bane Ignorance we must feign - In wading waters, u need a cane Lest u fall in non-existent drain Gases abound: methane, ethane They can lead u to weight gain - Slowly...Read more

Reviewed Happy Phirr Bhag Jayegi

Aug 25, 2018 01:41 PM 1048 Views

(Updated Aug 26, 2018 07:15 AM)

HAPPY PHIRR BHAAG JAYEGI: Bhaagne Do! Shatrughan Sinha definitely financed it and Sonakshi worked for free. The writing is on the wall. She survived only due to Salman Khan and later Akshay Kumar. On her own, she is a miserable mess and that is, to put it mildly. At 31, she is desperate. A...Read more

Reviewed Firangi

Dec 01, 2017 10:22 PM 5918 Views

Kapil Sharma should stick to comedy. Beyond that: Jiska kaam, usi ko saajhe Aur kare toh danda baaje. This movie came three years earlier if v take into consideration: BHAVNAO KO SAMJHO(2010), KIS KISKO PYAR KARUN(2015), and now this. This movie is set in 1920, so then it’d be a century...Read more

Reviewed An Insignificant Man

Nov 21, 2017 03:26 PM 821 Views

AN INSIGNIFICANT MAN: Jhaadu Pe Batan Dabaao: He’s insignificant no more. He was always a hero, who anyone could look ?? up to without bias. It’s difficult if not impossible to survive in Indian politics. The stalwarts‘ve caved in and the dynasty has it’s own upheavals. A Haryana man ru...Read more

Commented on own review

Nov 18, 2017 12:48 AM

Thank you Safal for pointing out the typo. My bad. That stands corrected. Happy reading. :-)

Reviewed Ittefaq

Nov 03, 2017 04:42 PM 2253 Views

(Updated Nov 18, 2017 12:43 AM)

ITTEFAQ: WTF: Coincidence Indeed! Watch THOR, repeat GOLMAAL AGAIN and also SECRET SUPERSTAR. Anything but this. Sonakshi Sinha(30) is no Alia Bhatt. She made a mess of AKIRA(2016) and NOOR(2017). Even her dad Shatru and / or Salman Khan couldn't make her an actor. Plain lucky to continue ...Read more

Reviewed Jia Aur Jia

Oct 28, 2017 07:11 AM 896 Views

JIA AUR JIA: Pretty Scary Movie: ?? Dev Anand and Rajesh Khanna must be turning in their graves. This is neither a roadie movie nor a female bonding one. It needs healthy prayers to find 10-20 audience. Post it’s release, Sweden ????’ll lose tourists! Scary scenario eh! Worst is at t...Read more

Reviewed Bareilly Ki Barfi

Aug 18, 2017 11:27 PM 1871 Views

(Updated Aug 18, 2017 11:37 PM)

BAREILLY KI BARFI: Fake It Till You Make It: This movie has no connection with either the town Bareli, Raisen, UP, India, or with the movie BARFI(2012). Bareli is best known for its cultivation of wheat, soyabean, and rice or for that iconic Asha Bhosle song ‘Jhumka gira re Bareli ke bazaar m...Read more

Reviewed Vekh Baraatan Challiyan

Jul 31, 2017 11:32 AM 686 Views

VEKH BARATAN CHALLIYAN: Kundli Mein Nir-Dosh! Laughter Riot: This week's Punjabi release is something everyone can enjoy. When superstitions rule, it can bring alive the safety aspect in each human being. Bus conductor Jaggi (Binnu Dhillon, 41), and a student Sarla (Kavita Kaushik, 36) on-...Read more

Reviewed Mubarakan

Jul 29, 2017 09:15 AM 746 Views

MUBARAKAN: Seniors Day Out: Well, well. Anil Kapoor, Pawan Malhotra, and Ratna Pathak hold together a fragile story line. Well, actually there is no story. It's small disjointed episodes put together by competent editing and viola! A Hindi movie is ready. Gags r called comedy. But then,...Read more

Reviewed Mom

Jul 07, 2017 03:17 PM 488 Views

(Updated Jul 07, 2017 03:20 PM)

MOM: Dial M For Daughter It's time for Sridevi to launch her daughter Janvi. Cinema is a visual medium and youthful hero and heroine are looked forward to. Issue-based movies can be watched often when the film is engaging. Here the topic has been dealt with so often that one cringes it ...Read more

Reviewed Meri Pyaari Bindu

May 13, 2017 07:56 AM 512 Views

MERI PYARI BINDU: My Sore Point: This has nothing to do with Mysore but does've Bengaluru in it. No story. When idiots make movies, sh.t automatically happens. Thank ur lucky stars that u escaped the torture. It's time to quit watching Hindi films and watch regional cinema. After ...Read more

Reviewed Noor

Apr 21, 2017 08:43 PM 432 Views

AKIRA(1916) fell flat on it's release despite being a woman-centric movie. This one is same. BEGUM JAAN was bad. This one is worst. Making faces and twitching facial muscles and coordinating these movements is certainly not acting! NOOR is based on Pakistani writer Saba Imtiaz's debut nove...Read more

Reviewed Lion

Mar 20, 2017 01:26 PM 490 Views

This is the story of Kamla Munshi and her three kids - Guddu Khan, Saroo, and Shakila. tragic fate separates her from her two sons. The elder son dies and the younger son is adopted by an Australian couple. When grown-up, he remembers his childhood and traces his home town and family. There i...Read more

Reviewed Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Mar 10, 2017 09:47 PM 16585 Views

BADRINATH KI DULHANIYA: Repeat: HUMPTY SHARMA KI DULHANIYA(2014) NRI BADRINATH KI DULHANIYA(2017) City SOMNATH KI DULHANIYA(2020) Village Probable Same story, same star cast, same director, same producer, same tiredness. Everything nearly same same. This is new DULHANIYA series. T...Read more

Reviewed Kaabil

Jan 27, 2017 04:37 AM 874 Views

KAABIL: Dial R For Revenge! You have seen, INSAF KA TARAZU(1980), AAKHRI RAASTA(1986), MOHRA(1994), BANDIT QUEEN(1994), DUSHMAN(1998), RAAVAN(2010), 7 KHOON MAAF(2011), CHAKRAVYUH(2012), and numerous other Hindi movies dealing with rape and revenge. In KAABIL too, there is rape and revenge bu...Read more

Reviewed Dangal

Dec 23, 2016 10:58 PM 1316 Views

DANGAL: Return To The Roots: There is nothing exceptional about DANGAL. Where it scores is, it connects Indians with its villages. Villages form 80% of Indian population. And we see a part of that populace in a hamlet of Haryana. U can relate to it entirely as it is telling us about the as...Read more

Reviewed Baar Baar Dekho

Sep 09, 2016 08:03 PM 557 Views

(Updated Sep 09, 2016 11:37 PM)

BAAR BAAR DEKHO: No Second Chance: Jai Verma(Siddharth Malhotra) and Diya(Katrina Kaif) are buddies. Jai becomes maths professor. Both finally get married but Jai only wishes to pursue his career. And what happens to his marriage is what is told through flashbacks and flash-forwards. ACTIO...Read more

Reviewed Freaky Ali

Sep 09, 2016 07:52 PM 587 Views

(Updated Sep 09, 2016 11:23 PM)

FREAKY ALI: Eeeeeks! Ali(Nawazuddin siddiqui) and Maqsood(Arbaaz Khan) are pals and extortionists. When once they go to a golfer for extortion, he asks them to wait as he is trying to hole the ball. Ali is a natural at it and proves himself soon enough. The rest as they say is history. This c...Read more

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