GET READY TO HAVE A GOOD HEARTY LAUGH
debuted in 1989,id say that the simpsons is a brilliant comedy coming from the brilliant minds of Matt Groening(creator &executive producer) n a host other writers.the political views expressed in every episode is the greatness of the simpsons.the way that each character represents some sort of stereotypes of people is pure genius.each episode is worth repeated viewing.it has the rare blend of satire n surrealism that makes the simpsons truely unique.why else do u think its been called THE LONGEST RUNNING PRIMETIME ANIMATED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
lemme cut the chase n jump right ahead givin u the character profiles of this immortal nuclear family that represents the american bourgeois.
HOMER.J.SIMPSON(35)
is the patriarch of the simpsons clan.he is married to Marge n has 3 kids:Bart,Lisa n Maggie.he works or should I say sleeps n hangs around the vending machine at Springfield nuclear power plant as a safety inspector for sector 7G.outside of work,he loves visiting the local watering hole,Moes tavern,lounging on the sofa,bowling,watching tv &eating
FAV SAYING:''D'oh!'',''why u little..''.''woohoo!'',''Mmmm........ donuts''.
MARGE SIMPSON(34)
is the glue that barely holds the simpson family together.best known for her 4 foot tall blur hair,marge is without doubt the most unappreciated character on the show.he also has secrets:she has been tempted to stray from her husband by a charmin bowler n was merely seduced into a life of crime by her one -time neighbor,Ruth Powers.aside from duties at home,marg has flirted briefly with a number of careers ranging from police officer to anti-violence activist.
TYPICAL SAYINGS:''oh homie!'',''yummy n nutrtious'',''oh homer ,im so proud of u''
BART(a.k.a. EL BARTO)
the eldest son of homer n marge is misunderstood.wrongly pegged as an underachieve n trouble maker,bart would like to remind the world of some of his decent qualities:he looks out for his sister ,lisa,hes befriended outcasts n misfits like milhouse van houten n ralph wiggum;he's injected romance into the life of Edna krabappel;n he brought down an illegal french winery during his semester abroad.so what if he's also befouled the springfield community church with phony hymns or prank-called Moes tavern several times a day for the last few years?it all ballances out right?at the age of 10,bart has managed to live out a number of dreams:he has starred in his own short -lived tv series(with his idol Krusty the clown),spotted n named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town.
PeTS:santas little helper(a pure breed grey hound) n snowball 2(a black cat)
FAV SAYINGS:''aye carumba'',''get bent'',''eat my shorts''..''i did'nt do it''
LISA SIMPSON
cant wait for college.she is only 8 n already reads at a 14th grade level.her fav activities include playing her saxophone,listenin to jazz music,attending school,n reading non-threatenin boys magazine.she is without a doubt the most ethical n intelligent member of the family.lisa wants everyone to know that she is a vegetarian n that if she could have one thing (besides world peace),it would b a pony
FAV SAYINGS:''if anyon needs me ,i'll b in my room'',''bart!!!!!!''
MAGGIE SIMPSON
has done a lot in her one year of life.she learned to spell her own name with an Etch a sketch, she wandered the townof springfield all by herself n she shot springfields richest man,C Montgomery Burns coz he attempted to steal her lollipop.she spends most of her time suckin on her pacifier n watching tv
PATTY N SELMA BOUVIER
known as the gruesome twosome, they r marge's older chainsmokin twin sisters.both work as clerks at the springfield dept of motor vehicles,administerin eye exams n approvin people for drivers licenses.while Patty(the older twin) spends her nights at home,watchin MacGyver ,one thing that Selma hates more than her brother -in-law homer,is being single.she has been married n divorced thrice...first to Side show bob,second to lionel hutz,n then to Troy McClure,whom u might remember from such movies as The gratest story ever to b hula-ed,Lead paint:tasty but deadly '',n ''how to moth ball ur battleship'.
PSSSST:just in case u were wondering SELMA is the one with middle part in her hair,wearin light blue dress n has no sense of smell.
ABRAHAM''GRAMPA''SIMPSON
not many ppl know that Abe simpson is a highly decorated veteran of WW2.father of homer,Abe ,lives in the springfeild retirement castle.he is the member of''stone cutters club'' n also unwittingly became the president of the''gay n lesbian alliance''.
the other
cast of the simpsons include:
NED FLANDERS
the sickeningly optimistic next door neighbor of homer.the good Lord has been very good to ned ,thank u very much.not only was he blessed with his lovely wife Maude,but together they raised two special christien soldiers ,''rowdy''rod n''typhoon''todd.there isn't much for ned to complain bout.except for his neighbour ,homer,n all of his swearin on the other side of the fence.other than that everything is pretty okilly-dokilly.
CLANCY WIGGUM
the chief of the springfield police dept,the long pudgy arm of the law.
APU
runs the local KWIK-E-Mart with the help of his wife Majula n brother sanjay.i wonder what his last name is...
WAYLON SMITHERS
as the personal assistant to monty burns ,smithers enjoys an intimacy with power that most ppl will never experience.his responsibilities include,drivin mr.burns, pedlin him on the tandem bike,cleanin n maintainin his dentures(including mr.burns' prized fang dentures) n callin employees into the office to b fired.his greatest ambition is for mr.burns to respond to his lovin devotion.personally I think hes gay.
BARNEY GUMBLE homers best friend, is a man who knows love-love for Duff beer.barney has been known to drink beer directly from the tap,out of ashtrays n from other placs u probably dont wanna know.
EDNA KRABAPPEL performs her job as a teacher at springfield elimentary school as adequately as possible,doing best to supply her students with minimal educational n experimental stimulus legally required by springfield board of education.
SEYMOUR SKINNER
principle of springfield elimentary school,is well above the age of 40, still lives with his mother.he is single n ready to mingle. ofcourse ther is OTTO, the bus drivern WILLIE,the grounskeeper.
I SAY.................................
ive been a simpson fanatic or should I say a simpsonite ever since I can remember.i personally feel thatits the greatest show ever to b aired on tv (ofcorse second to the oprah winfrey show). some of my fav episodesinclude Monorail----lemon tree kidnap----homer becoes an astranaut---bart falls down a well----itchy n scratchy the movie---i can go on n on!
my fav characters have to b homer n bart: homer is so funny especially in the episode in which he tries to get to b 300 pounds so he could work at home..n that scene when he says''push anykey,hey I dont c the anykey''....hehehehe
i like bart coz his antics bear an uncanny resemblance to that of my very own pesky little brother.the episode in which he prank call moe n makes him shout''hey is anyone in here called MISS I-NEED-A HUGGINKISS n MISS MAYA BUTTREACH---HAD ME IN SPLITS.....
D'OH! ...how could I ever forget mentionin bout barts chalk board intros...for heavens sake dont ever miss them at the beginnin of every episode...some of the memorable ones being..
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I WILL NOT CALL MU TEACHER ''HOT CAKES''
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
CURSIVE WRITING IS NOT WHAT I THINK IT DOES n
BEANS R NEITHER FRUIT NOR A MUSICAL
hehehehehe....rib-tickling are'nt they
SO WATCH IT COZ
WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!1 THE SIMPSONS R HERE TO STAY!!!!!!
