~~TEN IDIOTIC COMMERCIALS~~. Review on Ten Worst Television Commercials

Advertising is one of the best Means of Communication but When Devil sits the minds of people, and they start thinking of all Evil and Idiotic thoughts and out of those devil's minds these are the commercials that appear everyday on our TV SETS.We see them everyday but we have no Spell to turn them'OFF'.There are many Tv Commercials that have No proper concept, No subject but the money flows like water, And out of that gigantic Collection, My list which will Strike Terror and Fear in your hearts.And next time You will think 10 times while switching On  your TV SETS, These are the ten:

1.khetan fans ka baap:

Brand:KHETAN

Brand Ambassador:Aman Verma etc

'Khetan Fans panko ka baap', this is a Tag line that Khetan has been engaged with in recent era, The brand ambassador is Aman verma, 'AB DUSA PANKA KYUN LANA, LO NA PANKO KA BAAP KHETAN'.The concept is poor but the execution is the even atrocious. Aman verma again tries to provoke us like he did in INDIAN IDOL but he is letdown by Poor concept and even worse execution.I can also create a New brand and call it'PANKO KA DADA(grandfather)'But this is not the way, if a brand wants to be in market, the brand needs to impress by Quality not by calling itself PANKO KA BAAP.

2.Pepsi oye bubbly:

Brand:PEPSI

Brand Ambassador:King Khan.

'Pepsi Oye bubbly oye oye!'Pepsi in Recent past came with good commercials, but this one is An ode to Creativity and Foresightness(as my  Guru'zuludancing'stated).This Ad has a lot of Style but Substance is missing.And at the end it tastes Like Biryani without Salt.We dont want a Commercial to be highly Posh having 3D graphics done by US programmers, but just give us a decent ad.

3.Rasna cola cola:

Brand:RASNA

Brand Ambassador:Hritik Roshan etc.

'Rasna Cola Cola!'.The Commercial is made in 2 different situations(parts):

1.The first one is Hritik Roshan wants to impress A sexy girl and he Impresses her with the help of Rasna Cola cola.HEY BHAGWAN!If anyone can Impress a girl by just Drinking a 50Paise Rasna then I ll Impress the whole of  Hyderabad girls(Pooja, that was just a joke)!I agree that ADS can be a little senseless but this one is idiotic and  illogical.

2.The Second one is when Hritik roshan is fighting with a heavy man.This one can be digested atleast and it is much better than the first one.

There is doubt that Hritik is one of the best actors in Our Country, But how on earth he can do a Commercial of RASNA COLA COLA which is meaningless and stupid.

4.Hcl Computers Systems:

Brand:HCL

Brand Ambassador:Unknown

'499 LAO Computer le jao!'.This Commercial starts as a Man asks GOD to Grant him a computer for his child and GOD tells him to buy HCL because that is only 499.This AD has a good concept fortunately but the grey matters(people) who executed it, they havent done handed it well and the outcome is very crappy.The background, the setting is unacceptable(Hey dudes I m telling that An AD should be made in Paris or London but atleast the Company like HCL could have done better)

5.Dollar Undergarments:

Brand:Dollar

Brand Ambassador:Salman khan etc.

The commercial starts as a little girl and her Family are on the hill and she by mistake leaves her puppy on the upper side of hill and our great Saalu comes like Tom cruise and climbs and gets the puppy for the girl.The Commercial is a loser all the way, It doesnt have a Concept and the execution is very bad.It has nothing to look forward.

6.Surf Excel Washing Powder:

Brand:SURF

Brand Ambassador:Shabana azmi etc.

'Do Bucket pani hai Rozana Bachana!'.This Commercial starts as  Shabana Azmi comes and tells that if We use Surf excel then we can save 2 buckets for our country?The concept is Average but the execution of the AD is Awful, See it is not about how much water we can save everyday by using a powder?It is more Important that a Washing powder is doing what it is preaching?And surf Excel does it well what they preach, then what is the need of all this crap?And HELLO Surf Excel YEH INDIA HAI where Gallons of water is wasted everyday and you are telling to save 2buckets!(and please dont tell me 2-2 buckets can make a sea I know that Dialogue)

7.Chutki mouth-fresher:

Brand:CHUTKI

Brand Ambassador:Arshad warsi and many more.

This Ad has a lot of stars but they dont get chance to shine and show their power as the Concept of the Ad is very poor and the execution SUCKS(the worst of all, i feel like hitting the people behind the idea and execution)!Why to waste time on this Ad?lets move to our next victim~~~~

8.Rupa macho man:

Brand:RUPA

Brand Ambassador:Unknown.

A guy by mistake goes to a ladies room and then the ladies enters the room and they come out and the guy is kissed by them one his whole body. concept:My foot, No creativity, Its is just VULGARITY at its best.

9.Rin Supreme:

Brand:RIN

Brand Ambassador:BIG B etc.

This AD starts as Principal of a School calls a boy and asks the boy how his shirt is so white and then the boy answers that it is because of RIN.The concept is weak and execution is even bad.I just felt that was executed by'LKG'students.Principals in schools, colleges are to handle the colleges, not to ask about washing powders(Dont get me wrong dudes!)

10.Nippo Battery:

Brand:NIPPO

Brand Ambassador:YUVI etc

Yuvraj singh Drops a catch and a  cute girl comes and tells'KYA HUA BATTERY DOWN HO GAYI KYA' and suddenly Yuvi gets charged up  by Nippo and starts Fielding like Jonty Rhodes, This is senseless, how on earth a man can get charged by a AA battery?I said that they can be little senseless but one goes Completely Over the minds of viewers.

These were my list and they can change from person to person, but I have selected those which are Popular and Known ones, Every year These Brands waste Tons of Gold and Silver to create ADS and many Brands dont Create a good one(and they appear in our list)But look at MERCEDES, SWATCH, MICROSOFT they dont waste less money on ADS and concentrate more on Products.SO, my dear Brands who are in my list Enough of Horror and Terror, its time to change dear.I know that I m getting little harsh at them, Par kya karta boss Public ki Demand thi to BILLA ko lekha hi pada.

I have also come up with a poem  on this topic, if anyone is interested it is in comments section