Advanced Courses In Moral Sciences. Review on Ten Worst Hindi Movies

Today I teach you mannerisms of the egalitarian society – a society where if you please can run away with someone else’s lady at the appropriate moments, or perhaps teach your child to make a phone call to God. Movies define society as they say, and what better way to understand and accept morals from movies. NCERT must also remove Moral Science as a subject in schools, and instead dish out the selected movies as an alternate source of education. Without wasting much time, lets get down to the moral sciences.

Lesson 1: How to behave in Marriages

A classical story is that of Hum Aapke Hain Koun – a complete family guide to rules and behavioral semantics for one and all. For example, Alok Nath provides you how to steal sneaky mischievous glances at his Samdhan Reema Lagoo, and the appropriate reaction a Samdhan is supposed to give in such a romantic allusion. Salman Khan and Madhuri Dixit provide appropriate sways and mannerisms on public behavior – be it scrooning ‘ditanna ditanna ditanna’ at the drop of a hat or just breaking into a jig. Movie also serves as a good introductory guide to the perfect Kadva Chauth practices, while also giving us a broad outlook of how rich people spend time even they have nothing to do. All in all, a perfect dummies guide to Shaadi Byah.

Lesson 2: How to behave in Marraiges 2

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge provides an introductory peek into woman’s liberation in the times of marriages. For example, a woman must cry in the arms of her mother, daughter, sister, grandmother and any available species of female form whenever however one can. This movie teaches us a valuable lesson how women should cry, cry and express sorrow or joy by throwing themselves up on each other. Likewise men should also feed doves and ducks alike, taking care to never to notice the deluge in the bedroom. An advanced course in Kadva Chauth is also presented with the movie.

Lesson 3: Simple living, Rich thinking

A superb look into simple living and high thinking is much provided by Raja Hindustani. While it teaches the female how to speak in a squekish voice, it is also well supplemented by a male who believes in simple earning, rich thinking. Important lessons on differences in porcelain and brass vessels are well documented by frustrated female in later half of the movies. Having an insensible friend helps, since for every insensible male, there is an equally opposite insensible female. Also a character study of drunken but moral behavior is provided free.

Lesson 4: How to be best friends and steal others girlfriends.

The movie Kuch Kuch Hota Hain is mega cinematic in scope. At the first level, it teaches younger kids to place a call to god, while at the broader level, it teaches you how to maintain friendships and love alike. It also teaches an important lesson on how friendships may turn to love because a female just graduated from a micro skirt to a saree. Females get an advanced course in weeping their hearts out, while men get a quick course in how not to detect your partner’s voice on the telephone. It also teaches a man to be fully prepared for any kind of wish making scenarios – namely several ideas on wish on seeing a shooting star scenario. A good look at grander than Taj Mahal Sherwanis is also presented.

Lesson 5: How to confuse people with facial expressions

Jaya Bachchan provides an incredibly delightful performance in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam as the pained mother. Its only expressions throughout the movie that make you realize why the movie was named K3G – It provides moral lessons on how to look weepy when you are actually happy, and how to look happy when you want to weep your hearts out. Farida Jalal shows how to get emotionally unstable on a shoe lace, while Hrithik establishes that one should take shoe laces seriously in life. Kareena Kapoor provides important lessons on girle behavior appropriate for 5 year olds. All in all a must watch moral movie for entire family.

Lesson 6: How to behave pre-marriage 1

Mein Prem Ki Diwani Hoon works on several levels in defining appropriate behavior towards a possible groom. Mother’s lady must wash his feet, make him eat, sing his songs, get her parrots and dogs to scream alike and finally act like a goddess of Ethiopia. Likewise, all males must act stupid, look stupid and behave irritatingly idiotic. A lesson for daughters on how to treat guests is also superbly narrated. Reema Lagoo again provides lessons on being the perfect Samdhan, while Abhishek Bachchan provides ample lessons on ‘silence is golden’ proverb. A lesson swimming, snorkeling and other oceanic activities are provided for free as well.

Lesson 7: How to learn and appreciate the music of love

Mohobbatein truly encompasses different ways of falling and hurting yourself badly in love. While three individual threads provide lessons on maple leaves and dressing appropriately as situation demands, it’s the females who show when and how to act like morons in love. Shahrukh provides a superb lesson on how love exists between man and ghost, and the ghostess provides ample lessons on how love crosses all boundaries. Principals and other teachers are a joke in school and should not be listened too is well analyzed in the movie.

Lesson 8: How to behave in a family

Hum Saath Saath Hain provides important moral lessons on family dynamics and how unity brings about happiness in families. One must go on everyone’s honeymoon in the family to bring about extra comfort. You must sing before eating, sing before working, sing before dancing, sing before doing anything in life. Salman Khan as an obedient kid provides lessons on obedience to small children, while Reema Lagoo yet again provides lessons on motherly behavior appropriate towards changing situations. The ladies of the house provide ample help in how to arrange your food in grand manner, while men of the house show how to smile with their 32’s open and wide. A complete family dynamics story.

Lesson 9: Lessons on dangerous misbehavior in public

BOOM teaches you important lessons on dangerous misbehaviors in public. One must note the following important morals in the movie -Never work with your underwear open and a woman underneath. Beauty and brains simply don’t match, a fact well documented by the three idiots passing off as donkeys in the movie. Wear white clothes and 10 gold rings with blue goggles and silvery hair whenever going to parties. Small children must understand that cussing is not bad, but only natural.

Lesson 10: Lessons on Weeporial Dynamics.

An advanced course in weeping for men is presented in Chalthe Chalthe. While essentially it’s a lesson after marriage, whether before or after doesn’t matter. SRK provides ways and means of falling in love in Greece – he teaches us the importance of stammering lips and weeping bucketfuls, while Rani Mukherjee teaches us importance of selfless-less love and more weeping and crying. SRK and Rani provide ample moments for cleaning our eyes, nose, throat throughout the movie. Children must realize that some movies are meant to heal your eyes.

Lesson 11: Advanced courses in life morals

After graduating from the above ten, one must also watch Karan Arjun for theological purposes, and must watch Border Hindustan Kaa for patriotic sentiments. Any Sunny Deol movie will teach you about courage and bravery, while a Sanjay Gupta movie will teach a on how to be fashionably silly. As and when advanced courses are launched by Johar-Chopra foundation, they will be made available to public. A PHD dissertation on Kadva Chauth is also offered being offered by the foundation for those interested.