Sep 23, 2001 05:46 PM
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Recently, I had a dream . Make that a nightmare. I dreamt that I had a conversation with eminem. Here’s how it went.
Me(M) : Hi Eminem!
Eminem ( E) : @$%@you !
M: Can I ask you a few questions ?
E: You bet your @#$ you ca n.
M: I just heard your latest album.
E: You’d better have liked it , you %$#.
M: ( worried) you bet Mr. Eminem.
M: Why are your songs so , so ...creative ?
E: I sold my soul to the devil to get this voice and talent. But he also threw in his attitude. #%@! his @#!.
M: whatever you say. Why do think people like your, umm.. music so much.
E: Because I shock their @$@!ing sensibilities, that’s why .
M: You depend more on shock value?
E: yeah, everyone knows I ain’t got that much talent anyway. But at least I better than that @#!#$ Britny.
M: How long do you think you will last?
E: Eminem is here to stay you @#$%@#$.
M: Dont you worry about ending up like “Vanilla Ice”.
E: Vanilla ice , who the hell is that ?
M: My point exactly. When he was around in the early 90’s. He was considered the greatest rapper ever. But his first album was a hit and that was it.
E: Naa, people are too perverted these days. They’ll buy anything. Especially those @!#$in teens who think they’re so macho and cool by listening to crap like me.
M: What about the violence in your https://lyrics.
E: Hey, I got my freedom of speech. And the music ain’t hurtin no one!
M: You talk about killing your own wife.
E: She’s a @$#%# anyway.
M: Even your mom is suing you .
E: To #$#@ with her.
M: Your own mamma?
E: Hell, she doesent mean a thing to me. Let her take the cash and #$#@$ off!
M: You talk about wife-beating and other acts of violence. Dont you think kids might be influenced by your https://lyrics.
E: So, what if they are ? What’s your problem ?
M: err.......It’s just one of my friends might get influenced by our music and might kill me.
E: So what ? I don’t give a damn about you.
M: Don’t you think kids might learn some abusive language form you songs.
E: Hey, the album has a waning for explicit language. I f the kids cant read that , it’s not my problem.
M: Don’t you think you have a moral responsibility?
E: Ha! I cant even think !
M: Any concerts lately ?
E: Na, I decided to cancel it .
M: Why?
E: The @$#@in authorities wouldn’t let me bring my chainsaw along! They didn’t even allow an Axe!
M: ( thinking to myself )I can see why.
E: Did you say something, you @$##@$?
M: Well Mr. Eminem, I have to go now. Bye
E: #$@$ you !
