Exact-lyy. Review on Salaam Namaste

Well, so much has been written about the film already it is a little difficult for me to pen a simple review.

So after racking my brains for a minute, here is what I have come up with..

If Javed JAffri's character in the film was to review the film, how would it go?

For those of you who haven't yet seen the film, Javed Jafferi plays a guy who got lucky with money and is as true an Indian at heart as can be. He doesn't know the english language too well so literally translates hindi lines into english and speaks with an irritating and over confident accent.

Goods morning to all...

Just saw the phillum Salaam Namaste which has the stars the Saif Ali and the Preity Zinta.

It is set in the Melbourne, Australia. What do I say about foreign locations? Exactly. Always a nice place to shoot nice phillums.

The story of the phillum starts with the hero and the heroine fighting on telephone. Then they the two meet and love is the what that happens.

First sight love? You know what I always say about first sight love? Exactly. Never can trust. Just like I never trust Indians.

They meet, they like and then they know that they were the ones fighting with the one another.

Blind love takes over and Saif the one macho hero proposes to the sweet Preity - no no not to marry him but to live with him.

What do I say about living in couples? Exactly.. It is not always working out.

So they come to me for big house with two bedroom and one bathroom. And I take from them rent for an entire year. You know the why? Because I don't trust the Indians. You know why? Exactly.

In two months they come so close that they have to go apart. Preity the Zinta is pregnant with a child and Saif the Ali does not want to wed and become a daddy.

Preity the bindaas babe decides to go and become a mother all on her own. But she has to stay in the apartment rented by myself because she paid the monies.

End well so all well is the motto in every hindi phillum. So also in this phillum the Saif knows that he loves the Preity and does not want to lose her.

The phillum has four nice songs, shot in nice location in apna Melbourne city.

The acting by the Saif and the Preity is very natural.

Also Arshad and myself doing some nice comedy in the film.

So what are you waiting for? The apple to fall on the head!!! Go watch the film.

If you wanting more, there is also Abhishek Bachchan making a comedy appearance in the climax of the phillum.

Paisa Vasool.... I not to be trusting Indians but I trusting new filmmakers making good phillums...