Nokia N81 --- Go For It . Review on Nokia N81

Now folks , I have edited this review and presenting it in a simpler form for people who cannot understand the technical jargon. This is pure sarcastic review and this was absent in my previously written review. . I had previously forgotten to mention the source of information. The ratings I have given is my personal choice as per my findings. The readers are free to negate the reading. The list of features I am using is from the nokia website. I am not doing Copy Paste so permission from Nokia is not needed.

I must mention there is a breed of purely Frustrated Msians who have repeatedly publicily announced their leaving of MS but still found venting their frustration. People are free to leave what they feel like in their comments since I am not going to reply. I wonder how people who were recently missing from the scene suddenly are reappearing. They are forgetting that when they are pointing finger at me the other fingers are pointing back towards them. What has irked some people is my star status and not my revu.

Sometimes I wonder whether cell phones are a boon or curse. No escape from people whom we want to avoid. So many service providers, so many handset manufacturers. Which service to choose, which handset to choose? We all go through this routine when we buy the handset/Connection for the first time. What happens when you are an old user , when you want to just buy a new handset, you have the option of buying the handset manufactured by the same company or buy a handset manufactured by another company.

I too bought a new handset but manufactured by the same company as that of my present oops just become ex-handset. Yeah this handset is a Nokia too, to be specific N81 GB.

I entered my favourite shop tobe precise Phone Shop, one of the best shops for Handsets. I gave my budget and requirements to the sales person, court martialled the sales person and came out of the shop triumphantly and 15K plus lighter with a Nokia N81 2 GB handset.

This handset in Silver and Black is a sleek, sturdy, sliding model. One can use it as a GSM model or a WCDMA ( Do you want explanations of these terms too ???)

It is not heavy, even a small kid can catch it in his palm. It uses a battery for it to run, just like you need food and water to survive. Battery will last for different time for different activity, just like your paycheck, depends how fast you spend or save.

It has extra memory unlike humans who forget what they do and are quick to point out at others.

It has keys oh not the house keys you need to open the locks of your home or cupboards, but buttons to enter the names and numbers of your friends and relatives. Don’t trouble your brain in remembering them, keep them on your phone. If you do not understand how to use them please ask any passerby or your office peons.

You can speak to more than one friend at a time too, that is if you know how to. If you are busy surfing net during office hours and do not want to take the call send it to someone else who is free to pick up. It also tells you whom you spoke too , whom you didn’t want to speak purposely (read missed calls) and whom you desperately wanted to call.

If you are too lazy to read the number of the caller, you can hear a voice calling their name. You can also record someone’s conversation when you are eavesdropping.

When your boss ia only few tables away and you cannot call your friends, SMS comes in handy, keep sending messages to pretend you are working and no one will no it.

There are two cameras , one you use to see when you are having video call , oh my let me explain what it is. Oh you can see the picture , (by picture I mean photo not the film) of the other person. The other is one, where you say cheese and pose.

It has radio too so that you can hear songs, while working oops surfing net during office hours. It has alarm too, to wake you up, when you feel lazy to goto office but wouldn’t leave chance of using free net. You can save money by not buying a diary to record your memos and appointments.

When your office is tired of your personal mails which delay incoming / outgoing of official mail, then you can use it one in a while.

How you connect it to computer, please do not rack your delicate brain, plead someone to do it or rather refrain from doing it, too much of trouble.

When you are bore of pretending of doing work, you can play games oops I must mention on your Nokia handset.

Rest is difficult to digest by a few Msians so I am not writing anymore , those interested please visit Nokia website

Don't bother commenting , what some people think doesn't matter to me.. Please read and understand the mentality of some useless people who have no other work than pointing out forgetting what they had done. LOl every action of theirs is condoned. ;-)