No watching. Review on No Smoking

What is this movie……? its perhaps the mental state of mr anurag kashyap when none of his movies were releasing ……perhaps this was his way of removing his frustration…you wont believe it’s the same guy who made black Friday…!

Warning : This movie is for limited masses! …very limited indeed….those who are mentally disturbed and require  an inexpensive shock treatment. Strictly not meant for the sane….

(I watched it because ….I really had nothing better to do…majboori…and I’d already seen jab we met…which was excellent)

The movie may look somewhat vaguely promising in the beginning and it begins a steady downward fall…..

Mr kashyap…I have great regards for you as a writer and filmmaker…next time you wanna remove your frustration…don’t thrust it upon us by making a movie out of it….

your jinx is broken…movies are releasing, so just chillaks now ok?

ok…now I’ll attempt to explain the ..ahem.. story of the movie….

thre’s john who is a chain smoker…or rather a die hard smoker.(why the hell did he agree to do the movie? he deserves much better) married to ayesha takia…(who is fed up of him and wants a divorce…who wouldn’t?...every one has a right to live in a smoke free house) ok so…somewhere down the line …as the movie begins its steep downfall within 10 minutes of its beginning, the ‘story’ drifts….so does your mind…..

Occasionally out of curiosity, you may wanna look up from your cell phone to see whats going on…it becomes more and more difficult to make sense out of the proceedings or even see any logic in one of the random scenes…

then…..you gradually forget about the movie and land up outside the theatre and wonder how you reached there? or after a couple of hours you wonder who’s this guy trying to wake you from a most comfortable sleep holding a torch…? is he a doctor….why..am I in a hospital….why are the lights so dim….and when you look ahead and see a large 70mm blank screen you wonder which movie you’d come for….

You’ll come out with a horrible hangover and you’ll wonder if it were some booze that put you off in the hall rather than the movie…which however seems higly unlikely as you regain your senses and decide not to look back and remind yourself of name of the movie…instead go home, relax cool down ….find out which movie it was that you attempted to watch and decide to thrash out all your frustration on mouthshut.com (see ! we don’t make movies to remove our frustration…)