Jan 29, 2002 10:15 AM
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(Updated Jan 29, 2002 10:16 AM)
Ok,
I am writing a review after a looooooooong time….have been very busy!
Anyways I thought this movie was gonna be good, because I liked the music! I watched this movie only for one reason – b/c I wanted to see a wedding not people having sex.
IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE IN two WORDS IT WOULD BE –
IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
Here’s the thing- I am not gonna bore u with the story or something—
Read this-
Question: What is non-commercial movie?
Answer: A movie that doesn’t star the hottest stars of Bollywood and the movie, which will not have regular song –n- dance sequence.
Question: Who makes these movies?
Answer: People who don’t like Bollywood movies and people who most of the time live out of India and people who think that they are better than others.
Question: How can you make this movie?
Answer: You definitely need four things to make these movies:
1.Dialogues must be spoken in English.
Have sex scenes and talk about sex every 5 minutes.
Add some kind of sexual harassment.
Cast uncommon actor and some models.
Question: Who are the worst directors?
Answer: Mira Nair and Deepa Mehta
Question: What else?
Answer: Next time run when somebody recommends you to watch this movie
MONSOON WEDDING
PROS:>/b> Cute guys (chunari boy and his brother Jas Arora), music, some saris (especially Sheafali’s wedding red sari), wedding scenes, and Nasarudin Shah.
CONS: Where do I start? Story, and everything else……
That’s about it~! That’s all I gotta say about the movie and if anybody dares to tell me that this was a wonderful movie – I would throw up!!!
8~P
