Feb 10, 2005 05:18 PM
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(Updated Feb 10, 2005 05:18 PM)
PS (PRE-SKRYPT)- This rev is for the human self of The Krypt. He has his lunch everyday at 2 PM, everyday- precisely the time when this soap is watched by his mom. He has no other option but to bear the agony, after all he cant just keep staring at his food. He despises this serial but thanks to his exams, he cannot write this revu. So he asks The Krypt to trash it. The Krypt obliges?.
CHAPTER 1: THE SIGHTING?
The Krypt has been dead for 666 years. He has thus acquired lots of supernatural powers, one of them being the ability to go ahead or back in time. That?s just what he does when his human self requests him to do what just read. He goes back a few months, views the soap and sleeps boy-so-soundly for the 1st time in his 666 years of death. He gets up again. Another soap?s going on. Kyunkii?sauce bhi kabhi tamatar tha or something. In no time, he dozes off again. Zzzzzz?
CHAPTER 2: THE STORY (?)
It?s no secret that The Krypt has a HELL of a lot of patience. To drive the point firmly into your head, he would like to state that as much as he slept, he was still able to get the story. At least he would like to think so?
It starts off like that film, PARDES, made by ace (The Krypt would like to replace the last two alphabets of the word by ?s?) film-maker, Tu-Baas Gaay ( roughly translates to, ?Holy Cowdung!!?). A simple village lass, who squeaks more than she speaks as married off to a rich playboy, who barely even whispers. BW (barely whispers) is after Squeaky?s wealth (huh? The Krypt thought she was a village belle!). But Squeaky, with her undying pativrata, brings about a parivartan in BW. So they both live happily ever after right? WRONG. This is a Balaji soap, for devil?s sake!! How long can u expect non-crying scenes?
So there are three vamps: BW?s mom (she?s called PAM. DAMN! WHAT AN INSULT TO THE KRYPT?S FAV HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS!!), his chachi ( who?s accompanied by a violin in the background which rudely and strangely sounds like a rip from the rear!) and his ex ( satan-oh-satan, she looks tortured!). And they are all out to separate our favorite coupe. Oh and there?s also BW?s friend who loves Squeaky.
All these characters, along with the story, take you roundnround. To add to the effect, they could have probably added, ?Ringa ringa roses?? in the background.
Why, oh Devil, WHY The Krypt??
?Hussha bussha, they all fall down!?
CHAPTER 3: THE VERDICT
An extremely entertaining soap when the T.V?s switched off. But wen its on?? if u still haven?t got it, GO KILL YOURSELF!!
The Krypt blurs?
Bash him. Trash him. Smash him.
The Krypt?rests in pieces.
PS (POST-SKRYPT)- For further enquiries please do NOT call The Krypt.
KRYPTOID OF THE DAY: All?s well that ends in hell.
TO ESCAPE THE ALREADY OVER-HEATED WRATH OF THE KRYPT, YOU KNOW WHERE TO CLICK AND WHERE TO TYPE. LIVE.
