THE BIRTH
The Krypt was born on June 6, 1311 as Kryptus Morceillanus (Don’t u dare make fun of the last 4 letters in his last name). He was born special. Coz he was born in hell!!
Satan was pinching his cheeks fondly wen the baby slipped outta his hands & began dropping towards the earth… dropping… dropping…
Down on The Earth, an ant saw The Baby Krypt falling and ran full speed to save him. Just as The Krypt was about to touch the ground, the ant pulled off a spectacular dive and caught him! The Krypt looked at the ant with utmost gratitude. It smiled. He smiled too & playfully rolled over it hoping it too wanted to play. He waited…. But the ant lay still, crushed. Its tongue stuck out…
POST-BIRTH
It was a few days after his birth that he began exhibiting his supernatural powers. He began to walk wen he was 5 days old and could talk after 4 more days. He used his 1st swear word wen he was 10 days old. People already feared him. Wouldn’t u, if an infant called u a ‘big, fat, idiotic, stinking, scum-filled sloth’?
He wandered around the whole day, hoping to find at least 1 ant who could pass the 1st round. He’d tried 24 so far but they all ended up squashed too.
He got his 1st job at the age of 9. However, it barely lasted a few hours. A goldsmith, recognizing The Krypt’s powers, gave him a slab of gold. The Krypt held it. It melted n collected into the basin below, that had been placed by the goldsmith. Wen all the gold had been melted, the employer gleefully raised his hand 4 a shake. The Krypt took it – and watched as the goldsmith melted away…
After many such futile attempts at being an apprentice, The Krypt finally, at 22, began to work on his own.
He made gadgets and inventions, unimaginable. His 1st one was a metallic ant which – much to his delight- proved to be strong enough 4 his game. His others included Banana split made of mango, glass made of stone, mirrors that spit, rocket that brought back a beautiful martian girl…
But he made his mistake- 1st and only- wen he created his last invention…
THE DEATH
He made a timemachine wen he was 28 yrs old. It was, he sed, his best invention ever. He used to go back in time and meddle with history. He pulled down Caeser’s robes wen he was on his way to the senate, kicked Antony outta Cleopatra’s room…
He went into the future only once- the day he died.
He leapfrogged from 1339 to 2001 AD. He entered a building, went into one of its rooms, sat on a couch in the back and stared at wot looked like a big screen. Many others were there too. He didn’t know where he was, he didn’t know he was abt to watch K3G…he didn’t know…
The movie started n he watched it, he watched the freakin’ whole of it. His mind filled with his life’s most unpleasant moments- he was getting mentally tortured!
Wen the horror ended, so did his life... Hmmm… this section’s got The Krypt thinking… Wot ARE his interests after all? Let him try n enlist’em. Here goes nothing-
1.MUSIC:
He sways to the beat like the dead man he is…
2.WRITING:
Writing is a passion, he writes with class,
He shows no compassion, helium is a gas,
Helping ain’t a fashion, belching ain’t crass,
SRK has a mansion, that he can shove up his a-- !!
(Any doubts over his writing skills?)
3.TELEVISION:
Hmmm… what is Kekta’s I.Q?
4.MOVIES:
Strictly confined to Spielberg, Tarantino, RGV and Mani Ratnam.
5.HUMOR/JOKES:
Expands his horizons…
Err.. that should be it. So now, ur free to go down and RRC the revu. If ur on his profile,go down to the ‘ABOUT HIM’ section.
