KATTI + BATTI = TATTI. Review on Katti Batti

This year, many Hindi movies gave kabz(constipation). KATTI BATTI will be the sole movie that will lead to free-flow t. along with su-su. Loose motion(Dast) is the order of the day. Pot(ty) times. The movie is made only for loo breaks. That is the intention of the director as well as the actors. This is a readymade solution for kabz-hit people. Jullaab too can be taken.

Katti meets Batti and they live together. After half a decade, they fall out.(They need oxygen desperately. Also, the director has to stretch the non-existent story.) Later, Katti Batti reunite.(Why. Disaster.) RESULT: Viewers head to loo umpteenth number of times. Pity. Sympathy. The hero-heroine share no chemistry. and the movie does not connect with the viewer at any level. Just shows how experienced and in touch with reality, the director is.

'Director' Nikhil Advani(44) should retire NOW.(Before viewers take the matter in their own hands and do his' bidaai' with chappals.) He should find an alternative career(of how to please people). After HERO and KATTI BATTI, it is time to say ta ta bye bye.

'Actor' Imran Khan(32) too should retire. He has a constant one expression(no expression). He seemed to constantly have a Delhi Belly. In that respect, KB is DB2. Anyways, he never had a career. What he had was due to the blessings of uncle Aamir. He had disastrous 2013(MATRU KI BIJLI KA MANDOLA, BOMBAY TALKIES, OUATIMD, GORI TERE PYAAR MEIN). He had no releases in 2014. And 2015 brings this disaster. These star-connected wooden duds almost never do well. Look at Neil Nitin Mukesh and Ranbir Kapoor.

Kangana Ranaut(28) has miles to go before she can carry a movie on her own shoulders. REVOLVER RANI, UNGLI, I LOVE NY, and now this dud. She screeches very well. Future viewers should carry panadol to tolerate headaches. At times, viewers take a shine to a particular movie for no reason and it becomes a hit. TANU WEDS MANU series had Madhavan too. Kangy chooses movies which have weak heroes. Anyways, let's wait for her next critical(ly)-acclaimed movie RANGOON.

Aamir Khan cried after watching KB. Reason: It is not because he is a good actor or was waiting to rush to the loo. He KNEW the fate of the movie - FLOP!

A good Marathi movie by the same name KATTI BATTI released on February 27 2015. Even if you don't understand Marathi, you'll enjoy the movie as it is a refreshing and heart-warming love story.

PHEW!

The review is done with. Time for another loo break. Give me a braaaaaaaaaaaake!