Please anythime alvida kehna . Review on Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna

Were we actually tricked into watching this movie ?? still cant beleive that K J made such a fool out of us. the promos and the songs were too tempting, so the weekend was planned with a lot of excitement to watch the movie. as we settled down with our share of popcorn, the movie started in its fresh avataar, a soccer star Shahrukh, obviously not looking a teeny one though, but definitely more on the wrong side of 40.. please can we have some more make up if that helps? now, if the idea of paying Rs.150/- for 5 songs appeals to you, please do go ahead and watch this. if you want to see whats the latest in the world of fashion and if u want to know about the latest in hair color,makeup and lip gloss, this movie is definitely gonna be a help. and yes, also if u want to know how to operate a vaccum cleaner, coz thats the bond shared by Rani and Abhishek, they only connect when the vaccum cleaner is on, Rani is always using it and AB is always insisting she shut it off. one question that instantly comes to your mind is - IS KARAN JOHAR MARRIED ? no na?well that explains the approach and the mentality with which this topic is handled. come on , a 34 year old gay , frustrated and alone in life..... making a movie about marriage and relationships... seriously guys , how much more hilarious can this get ???? the topic of Extra Marital affairs needs to be dealt with a mature and sensitive approach, not one where you preach the idea of walking out of a marriage as THE thing to do, just because u are married for 9 years and are plain bored.First we have Shahrukh and Preeity,who are a happily married couple with a sweet kid, Shah's handicap forces Preity to be the bread winner and hence devote lesser time to the family than the regular housewife.But she is as much dedicated to her family as any perfect wife, and with such abeautiful and understanding wife around, u would never expect things to go wrong. The other couple is Rani and AB, a wife obsessed with cleaning( we have seen her do the same in Chalte Chalte, so please, could we get a bit more original here?) and a husband who gives her all the freedom and atention.But hey, Rani should walk out of the marriage, coz the film is about EMA, remeber.. so what if she has no reasons to do so? she was never forced into the marriage, AB allows her all space and freedom to do and work as she pleases,is most caring and sweet and loves to have his wife by his side at parties and social events. but as per KJ, this is utterly wrong and Rani should walk out of the marriage. So now, we have Shahrukh and Rani getting cosy with each other, all the time fooling their spouse that their love is still on. there are a lot of things which attract Rani to Shahrukh, he chews gum and is in the habit of either spitting it bang in the middle of the road or taking it out from his mouth and playing with it, he loves to get into his hyper moods and tell her that he is jealous of the thought that she has a husband!!!!! hello ???? what is this? getting jealous in an extra marital affair? now,did we see the height of irony? standing ovation. if this was not enough,we have another lesson to learn here, there should be no regards towards kids in a marriage that is heading towards a split.kids are simply an irritating hindrance and should not at all be taken into account when you want to simply walk out and get into the arms of a new lover, well, at the end of the day, this is all it boils down to, a relationship should only be based on the passion level you share, so what if you have a husband who is full of passion and fire? unless you have an affair on the side, how can you spice up your life? and that is exactly what KJ is here to teach us, go out and walk out and get a new relationship, that is the key to keep your otherwise ascending age on the younger side. take the example of Big B.. a man of 63, dad to AB Junior and a widower, now what would you expect from him? lets tell u what KJ thinks. Big B is loaded with arm candy and lap candy too, if u may say so. if thats not enough, he is only always dressed in red, theres always a young hot scantily clad blonde in his arms and his pet name is Sexy Sam.. any comments to that? now AB is the mentor to his son and teaches him the tricks and pleasures of the adult life.. so much so,that his hormones are not calmed even when his daughter-in-law questions him about the presence of nude phirangs in his room... I think KJ here deserves a pat on his shoulder for carrying out his fantasies thru Big B. question of the day: what made Big B take up this role? A: serious need of money; B: desperate need to get a younger image; C: an outlet to play your real life fantasies... your guess is gonna be as good as mine. well, you think this is enough?? come on guys, this is a KJ film, remember? now comes the climax.. as both the cheating partners spill the beans on their unsuspecting and loving better halves, the result is an obvious split. thank god atleast that was a bit natural. but hey, isnt natural supposed to be boring? so we have AB Baby and Preity playing their sweet selves and its their moral duty to unite Rani and Shahrukh.. so what if they were ditched... after all, AB Baby was spared the torture of tolerating a wife with an obsession with vaccum cleaners and carrying a bag full of dead emotions.. and Preity was spared the agony of bearing with a husband whose favourite past time is to scream hoarse and whose idea of love making is to grab your wife in the face and smudge her face pack.... AAHHH what a relief .... one question though ... if Karan preaches the idea of walking away from a mariage as and when you feel and that too without any reason, whats with the title guys ?? lets get it renamed to PLEASE JALDI ANYTIME ALVIDA KEHNA !!