Jan 28, 2003 01:46 AM
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(Updated Jan 28, 2003 01:47 AM)
Jism …. Pyar Nahi Karna Janta sirf bhook janta hai ( I think that’s what the motto of the movie is)
Some language is this review might not be appropriate for young readers...
My Synopsis of the Movie
Movie begin with a scene with John who is bleeding – movie goes back to flashback with John narrating in between and song “Awarapan Banjarapan”
Boy a.k.a John, Cool Dude, Sexy ofcourse, a lawyer sees Girla.k.a Bipasha Basu a.k.a (they didn't let me use the word I wanted to) ''veshya'', wife of a rich dude.
Boy – Girl play little seduction games. Finally start “doing It” then….we hear a beautiful song “Jadu Hai Nasha Hai” with of course them making out…
Blah! Blah! Some songs and some more makin out and some more insults to the “husband” of Bipasha. We meet the hubby a.k.a Gulshan Grover, rich dude, nice I guess.
Girl tells Boy, she loves him so much and want the hubby gone and all his money to herself. (well that should’ve been some hint)
Anyways, Boy (blindly in love (was that love? Or just infatuation?) does it!
Kills hubby! Then some probs created by the “will” of hubby which gives boy some hint as to how much of a bitch and a vashya his “love interest” girl is.
Ok…the end! Girl becomes a Real Bitch…and dies and Boy cries out Never to fall in love a.k.a Never fall for a beautiful girl or at least who is married.
But he dies too!
Oooooo….did I reveal too much..its ok…
Ok now some questions that I had and some thoughts over the movie ~: { READ THIS}
1 – How come Bipasha got shot once and died instantly, yet John gets shot and has time to tell whole story and 5mins to stare at the sky then die…wow!
2- By touching somebody’s face – they fell in love? Wow! Instant pyar…
3- How come all Bipasha wore was white short skirts and complained about how everybody stares at her? ( no brains huh?)
4- Bipasha needs to stop saying “I love acting” and change it to “I will do anything for money even if I have to be naked”
5- Why ruin so beautiful songs on love making
6- If two people kissing each other for the first time and “doing it” every day is love – wow! I was so wrong then….I thought that’s called Prostituting and not Love.
7- As for the role of Gulshan Grover (that 5 mins role) – pooja Bhatt should’ve let Mahesh Bhatt do it – I m sure he would’ve loved to be the one with Bipasha.
8- If you are one of those people who called this movie “different and thank god for this change in Indian movies.”….. Oh well we have to talk then…cause if this is what’s left to see in Bollywood – then I would rather blind myself then watch 2 ppl making out every 2 mins….
Pros:
songs
John is good ( he is pretty good and cute)
Story was different but some idiotic scenes were there
It was “daringly different” but ok story
Cons:
Bipasha calling herself a good actress
Too much making out for my eyes…
A little slow…
And some of the most funny scenes were the one that were meant to be serious…hahhaaa
Ok well in short, Alright different story, Beautiful Music….think that’s about it!
Oh yeah! Definitly not for Kids..I think everybody knows that …right?
