*Some FALL deeper* The hellboy returns. Review on Hero Honda Achiever

OK! another mortal year...huh! For the hellian calendar the mortal 1 year of 365 days compares to just a second...So you mortals booze and celebrate every single second. Hella Hell.

So another mortal year and hellboy wishes all the mortals of this site..all hell this year. I hope may the hellbreak loose on you people. Ha ha...(The hellboy gets buggy)

So HH Achiever...they call it. Some Fly higher.. The hellboy says....Some fall deeper. The hellboy doesnt tem tom around like a hell pup without reasons and he has a meteor full of them hitting you soon. Read 'em on now...

Ok 55 k ..with tough up tubes..5 gears..and other blah blah ..all taken. Haven't you mortals been taking the blah blah bikes from HH mortals since past half a decade. Same 97.2 on Splendor, CD Dawn and other doggys out of the b**tch womb of HH designers.

So as the hellboy said...the blah blah is good hence the bike will work and even sell like hotcakes. Hero Honda mortals spend like pussy plum on marketing and amazingly mortals fall for it. (The hellboy is cofused :-o). So 150 cc with the stay strength of 13.4 BHP ...now thats cranky good but the hellboy couldnt match up the speed of 110+ on this.. :( peaty (Hellboy spells it that way).

Pickup is alrite in hellian terms still not hi flying hellboy stuff but yeah yeah acceptable with mortals. The tough tubes doesn't improve the ride quality as on sharp sleek and plunging deep neck corners (:P hellboy gets nasty) the bike wavered.

The engine is oh hell yeah...but why does the stalling and sounds at the close to top speeds scenarios...The hellboy puts up a Q to HH designers? At 13.4 bhp why not open up the engine throttle pin a bit more...The hellboy has always hated HH designers for not pepping up the engine enough to its capacity hence the compromised speed. Its like you piss out and then store some leak inside the peepee for further use (haha hellboy gets absurd :D). The bike is offered in all as you like it variants...disks...no disks...self start...etc and few more etcetras.

In comes the favorite hellboy smoker section of the review i.e Bike Design. The hellboy shows nothing but the middle Chappel mortal's finger to HH designers...Come on mortals think something good.

The hellboy sees a reincarnated...Ambition...Graptor...Fiero all combined. Looks like The design got gang banged from the other 3 (haha the hellboy gets nasty :p). It doesnt end here as well.. The Unicorn silencer seals the hellboy wisdom about HH designers..We wont tax the brains and do some Ctrl C and Ctrl V (haha the hellboy gets wacky.).

Go for it coz the mortal pricing is acceptable...But don't go for it if you are looking for more power, strength, masculanity...haha think like a woman who choses between a hubby and a performing gigolo :P (The hellboy gets nasty).

Glad you mortals read it all...Now comment the hellboy...hellboy will eat them.