~~Nothing came FORWARD in my Mind!~~. Review on General Tips on Forwarded Emails

Email…ah THE life line, I would be so lost without it. Its my link to my loved-family, my oh-my-god-why family, my loved-friends, my why-do-you-bother friends, my Boss, my co-workers and sometimes a connection to myself….come on…don’t pretend…haven’t you mailed yourself? Even to send an attachment? Never? Ok now I am ashamedL

With the life line comes a major thorn forwards  they are like the small enough glass particle, that gets into your skin but doesn’t completely kill you…it just stays there till you evict it.

For me forwards are just like that, not all but MOST of them. Now I will not go into what forwards are ….coz if YOU DON’T KNOW THAT…please quit reading…and send me your email address…and I promise to send you the forward that WILL KILL YOU if you don’t forward it….!

There are various types of forwards….and I will take the trouble of Listing them…for your Pain.I mean your Pleasure!

Types of Forward

The HA HA Forward

These are text jokes, or pictures, or Pictures with Text .you get the idea. Some of these jokes are of the ‘even-a-3rd-standard-kid w-wont-laugh-at-this’ Category! ….say like a Santa Banta jokes:

Santa(at the ticket counter): Hi can I get one ticket to the Punjab Mail and one to the Punjab Female?

Clerk: What?

Santa: Yeah my wife also wants to travel!

(you are not allowed to beat me for this!:)

Remedy: I usually DELETE this email….at the first chance I get….but now before sending an even more BORING joke and/or a mail threatening the sender(who in this case could be a friend….or soon to be EX-friend).

The SCARE Forward

You will recognize these, by their very non-non-threatening, message that reads, that So-and So(usually MSN, or Google…oh and most recently ORKUT.) is checking for active users. And you will get deleted if you don’t forward this to all the members in your address book.

Remedy: DELETE…though it does seem that these organizations, HAVE to use this kind of email to check if you are active, you logging in a 100 times a day apparently does not tell them that…Blah!

The INCREASE/BOOST forward*

You know what I am talking about ….Increase you Cough for the guys and Different Cough for the girls, boost your Sex life …blah blah blah…OH really!.can it happen…can some one vouch for that…What a load of BHAISE GOBBAR!.

What gets even more disturbing is why are they sending me forwards to increase my Cough that is supposed to be meant for the MANLY man kind? Is this some Kind of message….or is it some joke?

Remedy: DELETE….or I would consider forwarding it to people who I particularly don’t like….Hey don’t look at me like that….I am just trying to INCREASE and BOOST their Confidence;);)

The CONSEQUENCES forward*

You know the one with the Religious overtones……A picture of a god, a prayer.etc…and after the initial goody feeling that the email projects…it takes you Immediately to the DIRE consequences section.

If you don’t forward this…with a long list of Consequences:

*Your Cat will turn vegetarian

You will not be invited to the Martian Party

Your dog will stop Licking his *Gullis

You will not be able to PEE for 2000 years

*Your  215th hair will turn Green

And the most famous one of all

You will not find your TRUE LOVE!

Hello….he is already DEAD!.I killed him…for sending me this forward!.

Remedy: Do I have to repeat this again? Ok here goes DELETE….So far, I have not dies, my True love hasn’t left me(read above why!), I don’t own a cat…and Dogs will always be dogs…Licking is a part of their existence…sorry even you cant meddle with that!

So that’s that the High and low of the Forwads!.Hope you enjoyes it

Oh wait what is this?  Nice…Another forward.!

This is the 1500th forward that I have received, which lets me know in oh-so-polite a manner, that unless I forward this mail to a 100, 000 people in the next 5 seconds, that my Mother’s Mom’s only Daughter’s only Daughter, will die in the next seven days.

Oh well……For those who have know me for so this long .

*GOODBYE!, just incase I don’t see you again!

*(Though you could leave me comments.just to show ur love:).HAHAHAHHA)