Jul 03, 2003 02:10 AM
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(Updated Sep 03, 2005 10:07 PM)
''Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder,''screamed a t-shirt kept on display. Indeed it is! Beer (or any intoxicant for that matter) can affect our brains (if we have any) to such an extent, that we find Tun Tun attractive, and Dodda Ganesh (remember him?) an excellent batsman. Drifting off the topic, there was a serious proposal to rename the Miss 10 contest in all beauty paegents as Miss Tun Tun, as she is shaped just like the number 10, round and (not so) nice, but that's a different matter altogether...
All right. So you aren't drunk? Don't worry, you will get your share of drinks. Since you are not going to get the following five beauties, you might decide to become a Devdas and drown yourself in a Bacardi, and for the achha bacchas, a Coke.
Disclaimer: 60 days have passed since the World Cup. I cannot be sued on the grounds of ambush marketing, although Coke is in direct competetion with one of the sponsers.
Caution: If you haven't realised by now, the writer of this article is a maniac, who is absconding. His choices are even wierder than him. You have been warned...
1.K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kareena Kapoor.
No. It's still me. SRK would not be mad enough to stumble onto my review. But, there is no denying that the Kapoor girl is one of the prime causes of global warming! Infact, the other day when I scalded my mouth on drinking hot tea, I screamed, ''God, the tea is almost as hot as Kareena!''
2.Dia Mirza.
Dia ne kabhi hi acting nahin kiya... (Ok, I know I am a horrible poet!) A non-actress, Dia is still oh-so cute!
3.Nauheed Cyrusi.
Not heard of her? She is the Piya Basanti lass, who also appears in the Cornetto ad, wherein an icecream (which is almost as tempting as her) is passed from compartment to compartment. Nauheed made her debut in Gutkha, which was later renamed Supari when the Maharashtra Government banned gutkha.
4.Priety Zinta.
Her dimples are worshipped by cardiologists. Hearts do funny things on seeing this dimpled beauty, which ensure that cardiologists never run out of work! Moreover, Priety is a fine actress, with great performances like Dil Chahta Hai, Armaan, Dil Se, Chori Chori Chupke Chupke and so on.
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Comments are most welcome. Let's hear about your choices!
