Its the hindi movie - CMS !. Review on Chor Machaye Shor -2002 Bollywood

The story !

David dhavan's 'Chor machaye Bore ' oops 'Chor machaye Shor' ended up giving me a sore throat ( coz I was killing time by having cold drinks :0( and everytime an unrequired song tore I yawned my way to glory !!

In one word the whole crap was created for a diamond ! No dear readers diamonds are also a man's best friend and this one being a huge one !!

Shyam aka Bobby deol a chotta - patla chor hides his stolen treasure before getting arrested in a shabby looking construction site and bang-two years later what do we have there ! A police station - sahi jawab !

aap jeet gaye ! David dhawan has created history !

Yes history it is indeed ! Coz earlier also we have been sickened down by the trauma of double roles ! Now Shyam is confused as he wants his 30 crore diamond ! So with the help of his guru ( shekhar suman ) he becomes a police officer and resumes duty ! umm..in Stress ting !

Next please .. He woos the A.C.P (paresh rawal ) Romances a lovely lady cop(Bipasha basu ) and the A.C.P's absolutely dumb daughter ( Shilpa shetty )handles a suspecting inspector ( om puri ) fights a few gunda's and ultimately

gets hold of the diamond and goes to london !

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Shilpa shetty is a very good dancer !

Bips looks hip n happening even as a cop !

Bobby deol can manage to dance and act but a little !

Paresh rawal is better off in aankhen and awara pagal deewana !

Shekar suman ka kya kehna ! he has excelled in all the roles he's attempted thus making the traumious comedy a little bearable !

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Its the hindi movie CMS

Dearest friends lets sing a song where u have to join me on the chorus its the hindi movie CMS !

I put on a uniform and became a cop - its the hindi movie CMS (2)

A.C.P means Amazingly confused police head - its the hindi movie CMS

Where 2 + 2 + 2 = 7 - its the hindi movie CMS

I also rhymed birla with irla - its the hindi movie CMS

I saw double of many people - its the hindi movie CMS

Forget double I saw seven - Its the hindi movie CMS

A DD minus govinda - its the hindi movie CMS

Shilpa does ishqan and bips takes a dip - its the hindi movie CMS

We made gajar ka halwa and jeera aloo - its the hindi movie CMS ......

CMS also means clumsy maddening sickening - its the hindi movie CMS

Please add on to the lyrics dear friends ..... take care ....