Jul 10, 2003 11:49 PM
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(Updated Oct 31, 2005 10:44 AM)
INTRODUCTION
God bless SRK!!! He has continued what K3G left behind. The legacy of odd behavior and meaningless tears lives on through this great soul we know as Shah Rukh Khan. His stuttering and tear jerking has given man kind a new identity. He has set a milestone when it comes to churning out flop movies on big budgets. Womankind has always looked for the perfect man, and now SRK is the perfect example of what not to be like when you are a guy. Unknowingly this man has done great service to humankind, specially the opposite gender. He has shown us what we should precisely avoid.
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THE PLOT
The movie is a bunch of random blabber put together. Bunch of friends sit and narrate the famous “ Love Story” to the unsuspecting over acting new comer. Between unwanted questions and over reactions, the non-existent story unfolds.
Girl meets boy on road, supposedly when “Truck Driving” boy drives badly. Then after a long unwanted display of lung power by the girl and her car crashing the scene ends (When I think about it, it dawns to me that the car wanted to run away from the screaming girl!!!) Then the psychotic boy and over reacting girl meet at a common friends wedding and then they go for a ride on the best mode of transportation, where the fortunate viewer is introduced to a lyrical amazement called namm namm namm!!!!! Sweet lord what have I done to deserve this blessing????
Then after a few more songs, lots of emotional drama and a meaningless trip to Greece the boy and the girl are married. That is when the trouble stars. There is turmoil, the earth shakes and the volcano blows up (JAB JAB SABU [chacha choudary] NAHI JAB JAB SRK KO GUSA AATA HAI, TO KAHIN DOOR EK VOLCANO PHATTA HAI!!!!)
Husband and wife are always fighting. There is no peace between them, oh my god. Then they separate and their friends try to bring them back. The best part is perhaps the post man, the traffic police and any Tom Dick and Harry getting involved.
After much Hulla Bullu, and promises of looking after babies not born yet, and cooking that will be done, the couple get together and live happily ever after!!!
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MY TAKE
What is wrong with SRK? Why is he hell bent on killing us? And what am I supposed to say about Rani Mukherjee? I admit she lost weight and all, then why is she looking horrendous in this movie. She looks like a Jaya Bachan in K3G double here, out there to scare all humankind. Maybe that is why SKR worked with her in this movie, must be a bad case of missing his screen mom of K3G.
Poor Jus Arora, what a waste he is in this movie? Poor thing got dumped by the girl he loved on his engagement and then got pushed around by the drunken guy when all he wanted to do was to help his former sweetheart with a cheque for 25 lakhs!!!!!!
And now let’s get to the most unwanted character in the movie. Jhonny Lever. What may I ask is he doing in this movie? All he did was to sing this damn song in the worst way possible, sit on a platform in the middle of the road and drink liquor. Oh yeah before I forget his noble deed I should better mention the dog that he was taking care of, otherwise as we all know the poor dog would not have survived whit ought this drunken, homeless rhythm less excuse for a human being.
There is nothing about this movie that made any sense. The only thing I could think of was that, considering the recent trends in the movie industry, movies like this one and Saathiya, Shaakthi and the many more, who portray the trails and difficulties after marriage, the Indian government is at last exploring a solution to the many weddings and perhaps is hoping that in light of all these movies being watched, maybe just maybe the public will prefer to not marry and indirectly the population just may go down.
I applaud the Hindi Film industry on its noble contribution to the government and this country. HINDI FILM INDUSTRY KI JAI HO!!!!!!!
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CAUTION
In spite of all the hype please don’t watch the movies. If you are going to see the movie to get a peek at Greece, don’t, coz this movie, contrary to what is portrayed in the previews does nothing to show the beauty of Greece. Neither Rani nor SRK are worth even a side glance.
Save your money and send it to the favorite charity. By this time you should know what it is. If you are in the dark about this charity, check out my other movie reviews, especially movies that have Kareena in them and you my friend will be enlightened.
For those who have watched it, you have repented for your sins by going through this torture, so rejoice. Now you can be happy as you know that you have been through the worst that there is!!!!!!!!!!!
L&P
Shalini
