Everyone is watching Boom and talking about it. some have liked , some havent... Some are trying to understand what it is all about.. Many have found it disgusting.. but very few admit it.
no one wants to be the ohh so old fashioned .... , the one who is not able to understand the corrupt words used in the movie and the sexual games and the wow..such a new way of showing bloody violence.
Many are saying , it was well made, some regret it watching with families.. and so on..
With all this drama going on in the frontend..does anyone know what went in the backend of this movie (ahhh dont I sound like a true IT person.. frontend.. backend... hush... keep your pjs to yourself and dont digress).
The inside story goes like this.......
One morning a man in Mumbai named Kaizad has a booming idea in his head about a film. He wants a couple to be involved with it. He would like one person to act and the other to produce it. So he goes thru old filmfare magazines of the 80s and sees which couple look cool to give shape to his booming idea.
There are some hot pictures of a couple in the filmfare cover screen. The guy is half naked and the woman is also half naked with a modern haircut kissing each other. The same couple appear in some other issues also with similar posters.
No its not Moon Moon sen and her hubby nor Marc Zuber and his wife.. Wow..its Jackie and Ayesha shroff...
Kaizad tells himself.. ''what a darebare couple trying to look so sexy and cool even in the 80s...they will do my Job.... ''''
Over to Ayshea's house over a cup of coffee
Excerpts from the conversation
Ayshea : I have listened to the story and the things you want in the movie.. you have come to the right person. I really dont have any acting talents , nor the tact to do social service. I dont party also like Sharukh's wife... so I am never in the limelight.. I tried to expose myself with Jackie in a few pictures.. but no one called me after that.. I am excited to produce this film.
Kaizad : but will Jackie agree to wear skimpy clothes and look horny ??
Ayshea: (laughing) Aree bhai..only Subhash Ghai tried to make a good guy out of him... Havent you seen his other films like aar ya paar where he was happily smooching Deepa sahi ?and Rangeela didnt you see him in swimsuit which was so skimpy..?
There are lot of other movies of Jackie with him trying to smooch girls and wear swimsuits like Vardi and Andar Bahar etc..
Relax.. he will do anything for money.. he is cool !!!
Kaizad Good.. what about the three models, I am thinking Madhu sapre as one of the choices
Ayshea Great... Madhu will do anything vulgar and cheap. Have you seen her in that brilliant Tuff shoes ad. with no clothes on..and she can look as bitchy as she wants..as she is a bitch in real life anyway.
There are two new models I know who are lost in the filmy world and are new, will do anything to get a good role.
Kaizad : Good finalize them all !!! I am only thinking of who will play the role of Boom Shankar.
Ayshea: Why do you worry when producer Ayshea is right in front of you. Javed Jaffery is the best choice. He is cheap, vulgar and available. Cheap as in cheap (wont charge money) and also cheap as in Cheap-Cheap. The only claim to fame he has is Boogie woogie and some other vulgar movies. Remember the words he used in Bombay boys. and the stuff he did in Fire He is the only one ready to say anything, speak anything and feels he is a great actor... someone arty and not the boring mainstream hero.
Kaizad: Great apna Gullu is ready to play the role of medium mia. I just need Amitabh to somehow play the role for bade mia.. how do I convince him ?
Ayshea: Leave it to me !!!
PHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BIG B AND AYSHEA
Ayshea: Amitji, only you can play the role of bade mia
Amitabh: No No, Ayesha.. I am not interested, what about my image.. .this role is of a Dubai don who has whores and keeps and a number of illegal children and he has to talk in English...
Aree.. its all easy in the movies to say I can talk english, I can walk english but seriously... english is a very funny language I cant speak anything hi-fi in English.
Ayshea:But this is your big chance to look cool and dashing. Dont you ever want to be what Marc Zuber and Kabir Bedi are ?.
Middle aged but stylish and sexy ???? How long will you keep doing roles like Mohabatein and Baghban ??? Goody goody roles of men with principles. change your image. Try to be like Sean Connery, Old yet hot !!!
Amitabh: Do I look like I care ????? (with a ridiculous accent)
Ayshea: wonderful..see you are already getting into the shoes of Bade Mia..this is what I want. I have convinced Zeenat.. to do a dum maro dum and to be your keep.
Amitab: Wow, did she also say she will get wet in the water and I will get to sing samundar mein nahaake aur bhi.. haseen ho gayee ha ? (winking)
Ayshea: Naughty you.. Abhi se Bade mia ban gaye..for that We will call some hot hollywood babe. Just call her for 3 seconds but publicize her presence in the movie like anything and drive people crazy.
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ayesh and kaizad are back !
Kaizad: Great Ayshea, you have done it !! now we will make our film Boom. It has everything . Naked models, vulgar dances and cuss words and scenes like Big B trying to pick his keep from a bunch of girls and Jackie doing all kinds of atrocious things as never before. It also has Javed doing his bit of vulgarity. and Ela the most talented singer singing a title song...with no sur and no taal....
Ayshea: Good good.. we are all set.. how did you get this brilliant idea by the way ?
Kaizad: I am talentless, I have no orginal ideas that are positive , all my ideas are negetive, I think very vulgar and dont like the run of the mill stuff. True life stories about great people bore me and I wanted to make some movie that was very sensless, irritating and stupid. I thought let me make movie like this . We just might win the Oscar together what say ???
Ayshea: Wow...then I will go and stage and thank my crew and hold the lovely..lady in my hand..and what dress shall I wear to the function...
Kaizad : ok ok..dont dream...to that level .now first Lets make the movie.... with all our cast and our cheap ideas... he hehe
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This is the real inside story of Boom.. A movie which had no good story line, nothing convincing , some very vulgar scenes and awful direction !!! My worst movie of all times. I hope no one ever makes such a movie again .......
