$%@& Hai Rabba #!*^. Review on Boom

Hmmm… Hmm … … … let’s see… ‘kaise shuru karu’… hmm… (ew)… … y did I see this movie! …… hmm… ‘hai Rabba’.. have a huge headache. … {thinking} … Hmm …. “hey bhagvan.. kya likhu”… Ok ..here goes…

NOW PLAYING !!!

BOOM

B(ad) O(h) O(oh) M(an!)

ING ::~::

the evergreen (white) BiG B!

Bad Man GuLsHan GroVer

DruggedHorny Jaggu Bhai

BoomShankar Javed

MarathiWhore Madhu Sapre

GirLsGoneWild Padma Lakshmi

British Born Confused Desi Katrina Kaif.

DumoDum Zeenat Taman

SleepinWithEnemy Seema Biswas

Directed by ’pervert’ Kaizad Gustad

A MOVIE TO BE MISSED!

U’ll LEAVE THE THEATRE WITH A HEADACHE

#Budget of 16 Crore and still nothing. ??

#Naked chicks with pushed up bras…still nothing. ??

#Movie oh so long…and still got nothing. ??

#Soundtrack had some good songs .. but still nothing. ??

#Mega Star Cast – still nothing! ??

#Bo Derek’s one second appearance. ..still nothing!! ??

#Gustad’s pervert dream to see some naked chicks in life.. at least that came true. ??

#Watching this movie with so much patience …. Got a headache!!!! ??

:: Here’s what our (oh so sneaky & talented) critics had to say ::

“ Movie gave me a huge headache…made me laugh (cause it was stupid!) I have lost respect to Big B, Seema Biswas..and I know that Zeenat is a freak…so I had no prob. Seeing her like that. Katrina needs to go back to wherever she came from..cause she is ugly and stupid. Seriously I was left speechless and kept sayin “Hai Rabba!”!! ”

~Bhumi

“I am a director – a director with a vision. Boom is an vision of not just mine, but everyone involved! It’s NOT a movie about passions, emotions, drama, thriller, comedy, romances, or any other fuc*ing genre! My movie doesn’t belong anywhere!”

-Suyog

who was given the opportunity of a lifetime to interview Mr. Kaizad

https://mouthshut.com/readreview/45449-1.html

“ he is oblivious to the fact that the International audience has access to far more sophisticated and far more sleazy movies than Boom. In short, Boom is neither funny nor thrilling. ”

- AMJAD K. MARUF

“ A movie which had no good story line, nothing convincing , some very vulgar scenes and awful direction !!! My worst movie of all times. I hope no one ever makes such a movie again .. ”

- LavaGopal who is so sneaky, she overheard this exclusive conversations by Ayesha Shroff… to read Excerpts from the conversation https://mouthshut.com/readreview/46054-1.html

“Let the Sense Prevail

It took me 2 hours & some extra minutes to realize that What kind of person am I?, but yes I some how figured out that ::I am a freaked out jelly fish whose mind now has been clobbered very brutally & settled down on some frothy ROCK BOTTOM of an abandoned sea.:: I am mentally impoverished person who is in no position whatsoever to choose what is good & what is dismal. ’’

- cticize…I think he is still in shock!

“BOOM is the worst film ever! The film has no story,no sense and just nothing!I regret why I even saw the film!…!I should give you the right opinion,as it is my duty,so here is my opinion!BEWARE OF BOOM! ”

~ mouthshutdotcom

“A sheer mental-torture & a total disaster. So, take my word & stay away from being ’’DOOMED’’In case u think u got the guts to go get an headache, pls dont take ur date or girlfriend along. ”

- Nilésh Röy

“To enjoy Boom one needs an open mind and probably a creative mind at that too. Boom is one of the wackiest films I have seen in recent times. And thankfully it does not falls in any of the traps of conventional Hindi cinema. ”

~ Bhavna who actually wants you to give this movie a try.

“OH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAWWDDDD !!!!!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAWWDDDD !!!!!! Where am I? What happened to me?”

~ Coolnfundu who was left speechless

“ a music album with so many good numbers can tolerate some normal tracks. Its just a normal ’’HINDI’’ track. Ok done. Good music but useless words. USELESS

… if u want for fast, beats, dancing number songs. Nothing emotional here....BEWARE.”

~a_descent_life