Commented on vaibhavi990's review
Jan 05, 2012 09:55 PM
(Updated Jan 05, 2012 10:06 PM)
I know you are from Mumbai but i am sure you are not from my locality. Because every girl i meet is a dumb-fan of srk. Great Analysis on the ’Rise and Fall of SRK’.
You dont like SRK. And you play the guitar as well. We already have 2 things in common. Are you single? (Just kidding!!)
I read 3... or 4 of your reviews. All your reviews are great. I dont understand poems that much but i liked what i read.
Btw dont read my review (you are the only person i am telling this), that will lower my chances!!
Please keep writing, it entertains me (very few things do).
One last thing, listen to 'Mausam and Escape' from Slum Mil. The album is not as bad as you said.Read More
Commented on akash2210's review
Jan 04, 2012 08:16 PM
@akash2210
I dont want to know whether SRK has won the relay or not. I dont care how famous he is or how much of a big star he is. I can SEE that he is not the best that bollywood can offer. ''the next gen legend, you want him to be or not!'' NEXTGEN LEGEND?? Going by your obviously f*cked up logic..., is the nextgen going to have dinner with him?? I certainly dont want the nextgen to look up to him as a acting benchmark which he is not.''But the best part of the comment was: you liked your own comment! Now that is the lamest thing one could do! Kudos!'' (Although i have no idea how i can like it TWICE!!) And then you said ''Now this is retaliation! When you do it next, bring in some class friend!'' Instead of clicking on the like option you just wrote there in a nice and subtle way that your reply was some nice piece of sizzling sh*t. If that was not all, you advertised your reply on my review. Seriously?? And you are telling me to get some class??But f*ck all that, you think that i am a hollywood-fan and i hate bollywood just because its a cool thing to do (or so i get the feeling). I am a fan of good cinema. And Don2 was not good cinema. It could have been if it would have been more realistic.
And the most important thing dont call me a boy, kid!!Read More
Commented on akash2210's review
Jan 04, 2012 08:13 PM
(Updated Jan 04, 2012 08:16 PM)
@akash2210
Also, were you bought up with buckets of chyawanprash??Where in my comment did i say that don2 was sci-fi?? I was telling you that 'face off' is not fu*king real sci-fi. I told you to watch real sci-fi. If you dont find some then tell me i will mail a list or something. "How do you ...know they were legends? Had tea with either of them? Oh! Media? News? Culture?" You asked me if i thought they were legends just because i saw it in the media. But you asked me to review my opinion on SRK with the help of "stats". I think you meant the internet which is a media!! (I hate anyone telling me who is good and who is not, especially the media.) I have seen around 8-10 Brando movies. And each movie showed me what real acting looks like. Go watch the cab scene from 'On the Waterfront' instead of insulting him just because i didnt have tea with him. Watch Serpico or Scarface to see how criminals actually act unlike Don2 who is busy laughing and showing us how smart he is. Btw do you consider anybody as legend or you wont until you get to have tea with them??Read More
Commented on akash2210's review
Jan 04, 2012 08:04 PM
(Updated Jan 04, 2012 08:13 PM)
@akash2210
Looks like i have to be the one to make peace and bow sire. Why do you think we are competing with Hollywood in the first place?? They have their best and we have ours. And please understand that Hollywood is not all about dumb sci-fi and action. They have sh*t too. But they make good mo...vies too and in much larger number than we do. And Don2 is not a good movie. Its a pathetic attempt at copying Hollywood's dumb action flicks (And Batman is not dumb action, just telling you this because i think you consider it to be so). We made our own original and good cinema like swades, lagaan, shatranj ke khiladi etc.Read More
Commented on dhaikiloka's review
Jan 03, 2012 02:06 PM
tune mera din bana diya paji. your review was like a full cooked murgi with onion and salad...
Commented on dhaikiloka's review
Jan 03, 2012 01:12 PM
What a superb review!!! I can understand your reason for watching MI:4..
F**k you kartare tune dhaikilo paaji ko bhooka rakha, madar***d.
I love onion and salad too.
Commented on akash2210's review
Jan 03, 2012 12:55 PM
(Updated Jan 03, 2012 12:56 PM)
Dear Mr. Hemingway,
Were you sitting with a thesaurus?? I had to refer a F**king dictionary to read this review.
Also the examples that you have cited show your knowledge of Hollywood movies. Obviously you are trying to eat wrong movies dude. I can recommend you a better cuisine. Try eatin...g Matrix or The Primer once. You are obviously comparing wrong movies. Don and Godfather?? Godfather had 2 pioneers of method-acting. Don had dumb SRK. Real Dons dont keep smiling all the time. And they certainly dont dance and carry girls in their arms.
’’Except a chase in the first half, she was almost missing but bounces back with words and more at display in the second.’’ The only thing that were bouncing were her boobies.
’’but no way while lauding the extremes should we miss that the founder of Bagwati himself is the genius behind an SRK we love in all his original class’’ What does this sentence even mean?? Please enlighten this dimwit.
’’ It sure is the coming of age moment for Bollywood.’’ If this is the coming age then it is an age filled with darkness. This statement is an insult to legends like Sanjeev Kumar and Amjad Khan.
I feel that this review could have been 3-4 paras shorter instead of writing pansy lines like ’’Coming to the real artisan, whom we technically call the director’’.
P.S. ’’suitably taught script’’ Did you mean ’’suitably taut script’’ ? Dude?? Or are we revising the lexicon today??Read More
Commented on jmathur's review
Jan 02, 2012 01:05 PM
Happy New Year!!
'' Farhan Akhtar conveniently forgot that just by wearing a facemask, a person cannot change his true height as well as the true colour of his eyes (hiding it from the heroine who has been pretty close to him in the past) and above all, his voice.''
One can change the color of eye...s and the voice also. But since he is not shown removing a lens. You are correct. Also every para gives the feeling that u are criticizing the movie but still you have given 3 stars. Why??Read More
Commented on own review
Dec 27, 2011 10:34 AM
@gururaj_007
I have read your comments on other posts. You are obviously a commander of the SRK army in the SRK-Salman war. Plz do know that i am neither a anti-srk nor a die hard sallu fan (Although i prefer salman over srk). Swades is one of my favourite movies.
As for the ''who has more movie ...knowledge? game'' you can consider speed chases as fast screenplay but then who wants to wake up from a ''good dream''.
I will however agree with you on one point ''mind less dumb action oriented comedy movies, which in reality is 3rd degree torture.'' I should have used this line in my review.Read More
Commented on own review
Dec 26, 2011 08:39 PM
@akash2210
As for the cheating part, you are right. Roshan came before the intermission. And Sorry for the bad language. If your ''BODYGUARD'' was a taunt then plz do know that I AM NOT A SALMAN FAN.
Commented on own review
Dec 26, 2011 08:27 PM
(Updated Dec 26, 2011 08:41 PM)
@sudeepji
1. I am not a sallu fan (Although i will prefer salman over srk). And i am not paid to write this review (I will be glad to though).
2. Didnt you read the line which says ’This is the first time I am reviewing anything.’??
3. Since when do you need sense to understand SRK movies??...
Sorry if you are offended by the language.Read More
Reviewed Don 2
Dec 25, 2011 02:41 PM
7063 Views
(Updated Dec 27, 2011 10:48 AM)
I write this review as I sit in an asylum cursing myself as to why I paid Rs.200 for my own fking misery. I watched it 1st day night-show. Promos, Movie Trailers all top notch. Excellent Publicity. TOI gave 4/5. Biggest Fking CON ever. SRK’s over-acting kills the movie instantly. There is not on...Read more
