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Commented on kishorekumarinfo's article
Know Ur Value....!
Wow..Good Nice post kishore..Keep posting
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(Updated May 30, 2008 09:48 AM)
While Dad was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?" Dad ...Read more
(Updated May 30, 2008 03:59 AM)
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? A program is never finished until the programmer dies. Computers can never replace human stupidity. Computers follow your orders, not your intentions. Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly. I haven't lost my mind; it's b...Read more
Know where you are going in life! Life in the present world is indeed a rat race. Many who have qualifications from reputed universities too do not know where they are going in life. A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fis...Read more
(Updated May 17, 2008 02:54 PM)
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,...Read more
Have you heard the story of "The Washerman and the Foolish Donkey"? To refresh your memory, and for the benefit of those who have not grown up listening to this moral story, it goes like this… There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, ...Read more
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Mens Rule..Enjoy it...
Cool... silky I think may be you don't want to accept it ...Then you can read Time for male bashing diary post..you will like it...even if you have read it earlier..btw thanks for commenting..
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules: Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. ...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 09:24 PM)
I find my old day in this poem.... "Class of 2003 - Reunion" Oh! the last 5 years has gone so sooner, The great college days, I started remembering, Seems like only yesterday I finished engineering. Seeing my class mates, after 4 years, My eyes were filled with tears, E...Read more
Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once an...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 09:12 PM)
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 09:09 PM)
I can not ask anybody to love me; I can not ask anybody to hate me; I can not ask anybody to miss me; What I can ONLY do… Is leave my footsteps in your LIFE in such a way that… when you will look back at the journey of your LIFE, my footsteps will remind U about ME…. And this remem...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 09:05 PM)
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy ...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 09:01 PM)
There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest in a long time and I am sure it echo's the frustration call centre staff feel at times, however, I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed fr...Read more
Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain, Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain. Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge, To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge, Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehj...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 08:25 PM)
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the fastest lion. If he cannot, then he will be eaten. Every morning in Africa a lion awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the slowest gazelle. ...Read more
Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1...Read more
PATNIism You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet do...Read more
(Updated May 15, 2008 04:11 PM)
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What are the criteria that define a patient to be institutionalized?" "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub....Read more
Have u noticed grass.. Even if somebody steps on it, it never gets hurt…. It never hurts others too…. When a wild storm attacks, all the big trees get uprooted…. But the simple grass survives…. So.... Be noble & humble like that grass… Simple but strong….!! ...Read more
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Name: kushal gangurde
Hometown: mumbai, MAHARASHTRA
Education: B.E. Computers
Books: Five point to someoneMovie Stars: Amitabh, Wills SmithMovies: AnandT.V. Shows: Any show except Saas Bahu Serials Music: KishorQuotes: Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
Books: Five point to someone
Movie Stars: Amitabh, Wills Smith
Movies: Anand
T.V. Shows: Any show except Saas Bahu Serials
Music: Kishor
Quotes: Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
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