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open letter to Miss and Mr.Lizard..

By: sonias | Posted Apr 18, 2009 | hillarious | 679 Views | (Updated Apr 18, 2009 02:00 PM)

Thanks Sujata for giving me the idea to write this letter to this couple ,i hope it'll help me get rid of them....


Not so dear Mr.& Miss Lizard,


What made u think that u dear to me and I love to see u crawling all over in and around my house.Can't u make out from my hushhhhhhhh hushhhhhh and my throwing shoes on u that I just hate to see u.


And on top of it u have frequent visitors and relatives coming over for the vacation,and now u and ur relatives has taken over my whole house as if it's thir own property and distributed rooms for thir dating purpose....hello you it's my house dear not any honeymoon suite..and I swear next time I see u and relatives and your lover I am gonna spray the whole of cockroaches hit on u and fir maat kehna main chipkali hoon cockroach nahi.


Beware am not gonna tolerate u any more inside my house and if you lay eggs and I see them u gonna loose ur unborn kids....


For our old time DUSHMANI sake I can allow u stay outside my home,in the lawns or even in garages but dare u come and use my living room walls for ur matargashti...u sure gonna get killed this time..i have had enough of u in my house....


Lastly I wud just request u now pls leave and take all ur loved ones along with u...my house will never welcome u in good spirit .And pls don't bother I can kill all the flies and mosquitoes my self and clean spider and thir web daily ,pls pls I don't require ur services.


Wish this letter reaches u and hurt ur ego and u leave as soon as u read this.


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