Mother india speaks in english. it means to convey,we have so much love for english.
Yes I am writing this post assuming all the indians speak,write,hear and learn only in english because english has become our mother tongue since the day Britishers visited india as business people under the brand name EAST INDIA COMPANY.
RESULT WOULD HAVE BEEN.
1 There would have been no partition of india and pak or bangla and no kashmir problem.
2 Since both poorest of hindus to poorest of muslims speak,write and dream in english the
effect would have been not one hindi film,though it was spoken four or five hundred years back.
3 All our actors starting from aishawarya rai to sita mata speak only in enlgish.
4 Entire india would have been one english speaking india,hence if ur from karnataka to delhi,you are identified only by southern face not by the language.
5 But way a andhra,kearalite orgin speak in north would have been still diffrent and
intresting.
6 In MS the jokes and reviews only for english and indian films filled with english speaking
actors.
7 A beggar would ask u,giv me money,i am so hungry what u internet on ms,give me .
8 MS meeet would have been only in english,ofcourse it wuld bore to deep borewell.
9 Harry would make jokes only in english and one has to laugh in english style.
10 But if americans visited india,not one word they would understand why.
indians are indians anytime any where.
Though britishers left india hastily,and there would not have been gandhi because if we had spoken and adopted to english culture in toto,Britishers would hve left india at least
200 hundred years back.
INDIANS SPEAK TOO MUCH ENGLISH.
Each representative from england would have been fallen sick.
why.
indians never stop talking,how can he make u to listen.
VICEROY LETTER TO GOVT OF ENGLAND.
Her majesty,
i am warren hasting writing from the middle of night,in the middle of rainy day,and in these
middle days,i have lost all interest to eat,dine and dance,these indians make my life hell.
The cook speak non stop english,maid sing songs in indian voice and my god I feel like crying,the cleark if I ask one lined question they answer in novel filled book answers,indian politicians fist fight infront of me,my god theier bad english I feel like
tearing my head out of control,and my wife hasty loves to leave right now,please send a special ship so I can carry all the indian food.
warren hastings love indian food but not indian food.
PLEASE TRY TO WRITE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION IN COMMENT BOX,THE BEST WILL GET GIFT IN ENGLISH LETTERS.
WHO WILL COMMENT WILL GET CUTTING CHAI FIRST.
now why this not so good post written.
i have delibearatedly chosen to write this,there is too much love for english wiritng,speaking and even listening though not understood this passion may take us passionately to wrong place and when in crisis of famine,only way indian can save itself is by growing crops on lands.go for farming not worrying on english is the essence of this hastily written post.i wonder if any one will comment or give a thoughtless feel for this.
1 Door darshan will be distance view.
2 akashavani.............. sky voice.
3 Bharatharatna............india gem.
4 aishwaryarai will be...........money rai.
5 Bharathmata...................india mother.
6 aap kyse hai............ u how r u
