Zampu - Oh dear, Everyone else got the bail but Harvinder denied bail saying he has Bipolar Affective Disorder.
Gampu - What? Bi Order what?
Zampu - It means "moody" in simple plain English!!! I wonder he would ever be bailed.
Gampu - Alrighty.....Don't have time for your crap.....I have to go to office now.
Zampu - Fill up the tanks fully for the weekend.
Gampu - Again ???? By how much??
Zampu - 2Rs 65 Paisa...........actually 65 paisa from today.
Gampu - Why so much ?
Zampu - the carbon monoxide that your bike emits while you looking at the girl will cost you Rs 2.
Gampu - Cost me 2Rs for looking at the girl?
Zampu - No, for emitting carbon monoxide. You are polluting the environment right my friend? Its called Green Tax.
Gampu - Thank god I don't breathe out Carbon Monoxide. My whole life would have gone into paying debt to the government.
Gampu - One day it will.
Zampu - If you happen to go to Mumbai, join Anna.
Gampu - Why? No consensus again in Loksabha ?
Zampu - No, there is consensus by everybody in Loksabha. They agreed that there would be NO Lokpal.
Gampu - Obviously. Political leading is a business of making money. Why would they agree so easily? Let me also start a business. Looting seems easy now in this country.
Zampu - Nope.....even the businessmen are heading out now.
Gampu - What?
Zampu - They even won't let you loot others easily. The looters will be looted 1st by the great looters. And hence the looters are now fed up of their looting by great looters and leaving now.
Gampu - Damn you.....go to hell. Cannot understand you.
Zampu - Say the exact sentence to Government. I am just a common man being looted by all great looters and the intermediate looters.
