It's an odd thing (is it?) to see a bunch of polls on a customer review site about products about "who are gonna vote for ?" or "which party is gonna win the next election?" and the likes . So here's my opinion on all these polls (even if I don't have the right to vote in India).
So theoretically, who would I prefer to be an ideal leader of my fantasy country? mmm, that's an interesting question. First of all I don't really care what party he/she is from, second of all, I don't give a damn if he/she is a self righteous, egoistic, gay, tree-hugging hippy. Here are my simple requrements for you to get my vote.
1) You gotta be smart. No I don't give a damn about your suit and tie, can you tell me what's the square root of 789? (atleast in a minute?) yeah if you can figure out the answer, you got 50 points.
2) You gotta know economics. Atleast "economics for dummies". How would you handle 35% more imports than your country's exports? +60 if you know a proper answer. Well done BTW.
3) You gotta know how to convince the herd. Can you actually convince the people who are inherently idiots in a "mass gathering scenario" or the media brats who love to call in experts to do meta-analysis on everything you say? (honestly, I would go for anarchy with the current state of the media) +10 is you can. Good job!
4) Are you happy with so much power? I know it won't earn you much money by just being the leader of my country, but do you think you can be happy with the enormous power I vested upon thee and be grateful? if you do, +10 for yee. Otherwise, -50 sucker.
5) Can you handle bullying? so, I know a lot of other countries are going to bully you for being a weird second world country, but can you look beyond those and make things happen? I don't want you to go "turbo" on me you know. (those who don't know turbo, watch Wreck-it Ralph, seriously). If you are like Buddha or stuff, I can throw in a +5.
6) You gotta give me equality. F you if you support positive discrimination. Seriously, if you think you can bring up a country by ignoring 25% percent of the population, screw you. If you think a certain religion is gonna get you all the votes, screw you again. If you are honest about the proper equality you can bring to the society, +20 for you. And for the folks who vote based on religious or ancient societal discrimination, why the heck are even alive? do yourself a favour and die will you? I prefer if you can just self immolate with lots of petrol (this way we don't have to waste precious land to bury your sorry bottom).
7) You gotta know diplomacy. Seriously If you screw up and end with a war in your hands, I ain't fighting. If you can make most other war mongering retards happy, +50 for you! You are genius!
8) You gotta educate the allegedly called masses (which in scientific terms literally means dead weight)? Yeah there are loads of illiterates in this country, but can you actually come up with a proper system to educate all the lil ones? Can you like monitor if any lil one is skipping school and stuff? if you can, +5 for you!.
9) You gotta give your citizens an identity. Seriously, Who would believe your citizen's passport when your authentic one can be faked with a few keystrokes? (allegedly I heard TCS is managing the passport services right now. LOL good luck with that. Passport numbers can be predicted 5 hour before they can generate them, allegedly). If you can't provide one proper identity for the country's citizens, it kinda defeats the purpose of saying you run a country or folks saying they are from a particular country doesn't it?. Oh, if you can do this, +10 for you. Keep it, you deserve it my almost leader.
10) You gotta stand up for the promises you became a leader for. Yeah you are gonna get a lot of opposition for everything that's just right to do. You gotta be political enough to grease the opposition's ass to slide through. If you can't do this, it's pointless being so righteous you know. +50 if you can do this! You are simply a brilliant politician BTW!
So in the end, I am not asking you to score a 260 points out of me, just a 100 would be good enough for now. Really, if you can't make a 100 out of 260, what good are you as a leader? I can do better than you for monkey's milk sake!
Yeah I am done ranting for now. Remember, your country is as retarded as you. No matter how smart you are, your retard part is your country. Keep that in mind before voting. Vote for what's good in you or actually don't.It's all upto you to decide who rules your lives for the next 5 years. It wouldn't make a difference who you vote for if you are gonna be living in the dark (literally with no electricity) for half a year every year anyway.
