Some of you must have read it somewhere, I read it after many months and still enjoyed.
WHEN YOU DIAL A WRONG NUMBER, YOU NEVER GET AN ENGAGED ONE.
AFTER YOUR HANDS BECOME COATED WITH GREASE, YOUR NOSE WILL BEGIN TO ITCH
ANY TOOL WHEN DROPPED WILL ROLL TO THE LEAST APPROACHABLE AREA
IF YOU TELL THE BOSS, YOU WERE LATE FOR WORK BECAUSE YOU HAD A FLAT TYRE, THE NEXT MORNING YOU WILL HAVE FLAT TYRE.
IF YOU CHANGE QUEUES, THE ONE YOU LEFT WILL START TO MOVE FASTER THAN THE ONE YOU ARE IN
WHEN THE BODY IS IMMERSED IN WATER, THE TELEPHONE/ DOOR BELL RINGS
THE PROBABILITY OF MEETING SOMEONE YOU KNOW INCREASES WHEN YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH
WHEN YOU TRY TO PROVE TO SOMEONE THAT A MACHINE WON’T WORK, IT WILL
SEVERITY OF ITCH IS INVERSLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE REACH
AT ANY EVENT, THE PEOPLE WHOSE SEATS ARE FARTHEST FROM AISLE ARRIVE LAST
AS SOON AS YOU SIT DOWN TO A CUP OF HOT TEA/COFEE, YOUR BOSS WILL ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING WHICH WILL LAST UNTIL THE TEA/COFFEE IS COLD.
