Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........ ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if I drink coffee, I ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if I sleep I can't drink coffee."
One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... .
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......
kyun???????? ????????? ??
kyun???????? ??????
bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
who make Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
ThinK......
okay....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pool bana hua tha.....
pool par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does
it
mean???????? ????????? ????????? ????????? ????????? ????????? ?????????
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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.....
